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kakmybro··1 votes·598 views

Here's a copy of the lines why I have been banned, as made by yours truly, The Real Support Main of NA: (received a 14 day ban, don't be toxic boizzz :^)) Game 1 kakmybro: I rarely ever win with thresh :C but I do a superb job kakmybro: My kills+assists always greater tha ndeaths kakmybro: YOU SOUND UNTHANKFUL kakmybro: I WARNED YOU kakmybro: I an't use my execute with my itme wtf kakmybro: Naut is too OP I SWEAR kakmybro: TOO MUCH SHIELDS kakmybro: sometimes he does kakmybro: I was hoping Ivern would lead Lee to me and kil lhim kakmybro: but this is brozne kakmybro: fuck my life kakmybro: into peice kakmybro: KEEP FFING TILL IM IN BRONZE 5 kakmybro: Report ahri and gp for losing lane, fucking bronze noobs kakmybro: I'm silver kakmybro: Screen froze kakmybro: Trying my best to carry kakmybro: NOT THIS TIME kakmybro: NOT THIS TIME kakmybro: REPORT THIS WHOLE TEAM WTF kakmybro: kill yourself you piece of shit kakmybro: See, yoirck is 5 levels ahead of me kakmybro: cooldown kakmybro: Im doing better than Naut kakmybro: It's Naut saying a lot, but oh well kakmybro: I'm doing better than Cait kakmybro: Not because of you kakmybro: You won't live long here. kakmybro: If it takes 1 person to carry oyu kakmybro: I'm the best support ever kakmybro: I can taste the salt in your tears kakmybro: Trash talking down to me? Haha kakmybro: WTF AHRI kakmybro: WTF kakmybro: WTF kakmybro: BG kakmybro: BG kakmybro: BG kakmybro: I CA kakmybro: I CANT CARRY kakmybro: how the fuck you do 4k on a jungle mosnter in 1 sec kakmybro: Crying with laguhter kakmybro: I'm sorry you're salty over my seplling you snowflake kakmybro: Dead don't talk. kakmybro: I know you did kakmybro: ivern heal up kakmybro: yall bot lane is strash kakmybro: I won my lane Game 2 kakmybro: How does one rally? kakmybro: THEY NERFED IVERN BG ALL BG FF20 kakmybro: REPORT QUINN BG kakmybro: BG kakmybro: BG kakmybro: nice feed kakmybro: REPORT CAMILLE FOR NO PING AND FEEDING kakmybro: LOSIGN TO AN AP kakmybro: Blitz afk? kakmybro: QUINN PLS FARM AND CARRY YOU LSOER kakmybro: no u chill, you toxic jungler kakmybro: I'm way better than this team kakmybro: Ryze pls carry us kakmybro: ffing kakmybro: ffing kakmybro: Twitch famr pls kakmybro: gg, I carry hard kakmybro: I'm the support kakmybro: I need it kakmybro: ryze afk kakmybro: Repory Ryze kakmybro: damn wards kakmybro: I can carry kakmybro: I don't see you doign anything kakmybro: Blitz, want to switch teams? kakmybro: I wanna see if I'm the xfactor kakmybro: Ekko pls, you can't kill a tank kakmybro: Reprot ryze for sucking kakmybro: well kakmybro: I try to get adc kakmybro: but you guys don't kakmybro: I have full build Game 3 kakmybro: ff20 kakmybro: REPORT LUCIAN kakmybro: GODDAMN IT kakmybro: I CAN'T JUST DO NOTHING kakmybro: GODDAMN kakmybro: LUCIAN FUCKING DIED AND GAVE UP FIRST BLOOD WHEN I COULD'VE WON kakmybro: you're* retard kakmybro: like you're a retard, retard kakmybro: not my fualt, yo uhad a chance to run away kakmybro: I was just poking kakmybro: Report twitch for no teamwrok kakmybro: I warned you all kakmybro: the drag kakmybro: and the gank kakmybro: I only have 1 death kakmybro: there's no use, it was twitch feeding, you did nothing kakmybro: I took turret aggro kakmybro: you coul'dve goten him kakmybro: go fuck yourself twitch, you feedign fuck kakmybro: Yes, he's purposely feeding kakmybro: unlike you, Ijust gave you a free kill kakmybro: and you missed it kakmybro: "winning" kakmybro: if you suck, then it's not a free killl kakmybro: yo usuck your dads dick with that mouth? kakmybro: lol bully can't handle the bantz kakmybro: bg kakmybro: bg

I swear, the moderation who oversee this do not understand teamwork and Bronze work ethic... sigh.Amumu item 2009

16 Comments

kakmybro2 votes

This game makes no sense, would be nice if I somehow ended up in Silver because I am just that good compared to bronze. I hate this undeserved losing streak. AFKs, losers, paid to demote people, fuck this.

Martensitic1 votes

AFKs, losers, paid to demote people, fuck this.

Yes, sure, people get paid to make sure you stay in bronze...riiiight. Its everone elses fault, just not yours. Never yours. Right?

http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-history/NA/39096555

  • Leona Support (with AP and Manaregen Runes)

  • Full AP Gragas Support

  • AP Orianna Support

  • ASHE Support

The list goes on, but this proves my point nicely. You blame EVERYONE but yourself for losing games and staying in bronze, however, not only do you favor support, the role least prepared to carry oneself, but you play DYSFUNCTIONAL PICKS in the support role.

So no, its not your teams fault.

kakmybro2 votes

no it's not my team's fault. Have you even seen what other people do compared to me? I have actually won with my support lane and done many things others couldn't do, and I've been in Silver and Gold, and I know when it's actually my fault and I'll take the blame for it. I'm sorry I don't play meta, but that doesn't mean it's literally my fault because I chose unorthodox win lanes. Check yourself.

Martensitic1 votes

Have you even seen what other people do compared to me?

Wow, you were in Silver and gold. You must be a pro, because no one who plays badly is in silver and gold....

Oh wait...

rework trundle1 votes

I got one today too. The problem is, even if you sounded really toxic in that game, you may not be as toxic in every other game. I had one chat log as well, so it honestly means nothing, unless every game you play looks like this. I'm getting more and more tired of this community being angry butthurts at everything. I gotta remember probably most of them are below 15, which is understandable.

kakmybro1 votes

Under 15 snowflakes that can't take talk like this is why I'm in Bronze, I was in Silver earlier, but support can't fix all lanes. I'm a general support main/jungle secondary. I ahte when people go afk and think they should be rewarded for their presence

ModThe Djinn1 votes

{quoted}Under 15 snowflakes that can't take talk like this is why I'm in Bronze

Your language alone doesn't make the difference in what your MMR is, unless you're driving your teammates down with your attitude.

Additionally, a lot of over-15 players just don't want to put up with shit like this in their leisure time. I can take talk like that just fine. I'd just rather not have to put up with it, since it's not helpful, not funny, and basically just tells me you don't give a fuck about anyone or anything in the game other than the "Victory" screen at the end.

kakmybro1 votes

As long as I do my job in getting assists and doing what support needs to do in order to secure a win, I'm good, but I get pissed off when people go afk, or blame me for their problems when I'm a support. It isn't generally my fault I have the highest kill participation but can't get 1 other when it would be risky to do so.

ModThe Djinn1 votes

{quoted}I get pissed off when people go afk, or blame me for their problems when I'm a support.

And no one is saying those aren't frustrating, or that you can't be pissed at it. Riot isn't aiming to control your emotions -- they're just aiming to make sure that chat isn't used to abuse or insult other players.

Because, ultimately, it is your choice to vent that frustration through the League client, and your choice to use the words you do. Hence the punishment in question.

Martensitic1 votes

As long as I do my job in getting assists and doing what support needs to do

Interesting...where exactly did you "do what needs to be done" in your game as Ashe support?

kakmybro1 votes

I built AD, because there was a switch of roles?

Martensitic1 votes

Sure you did. Suuuuuuuure...

ModThe Djinn1 votes

{quoted}

kakmybro: fucking bronze noobs kakmybro: kill yourself you piece of shit kakmybro: I can taste the salt in your tears kakmybro: Trash talking down to me? Haha kakmybro: BG kakmybro: BG kakmybro: BG kakmybro: I'm sorry you're salty over my seplling you snowflake kakmybro: Dead don't talk. kakmybro: yall bot lane is strash

kakmybro: THEY NERFED IVERN BG ALL BG FF20 kakmybro: REPORT QUINN BG kakmybro: BG kakmybro: BG kakmybro: nice feed kakmybro: REPORT CAMILLE FOR NO PING AND FEEDING kakmybro: QUINN PLS FARM AND CARRY YOU LSOER kakmybro: no u chill, you toxic jungler kakmybro: I'm way better than this team kakmybro: ffing kakmybro: ffing kakmybro: Reprot ryze for sucking

kakmybro: you're retard kakmybro: like you're a retard, retard kakmybro: go fuck yourself twitch, you feedign fuck kakmybro: if you suck, then it's not a free killl kakmybro: yo usuck your dads dick with that mouth? kakmybro: bg kakmybro: bg

All of this is rude, offensive, impolite, or just plain vulgar. Or some combination of the above. So yeah -- ban deserved.

I swear, the moderation who oversee this do not understand teamwork

If the above is ANY example of what you consider "teamwork," then I'm not sure the problem is with the moderation.

rework trundle1 votes

If you're open to try other roles, learn top lane. It's one of the least tilting roles. You can just brainlessly splitpush on your lonely island, ignore your mates. If they flame you, ignore. If they do a crucial error, let them know politely. Chances are that they won't do it again.

RuFiot1 votes

Try to duo with an adc main, well coordinated bot lane have better chances to carry games

Martensitic1 votes

Yeah.

And considering your behavior, and the fact that you even have to ask if this was a just ban, tells me the perma will not be long in the coming.

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