Some people...

I play a norms game of gp top, and I am against a Singed. I have a Xin jg and Xerath mid queued together, and an Ezreal/Vel'Koz bot that I think were queued. I go into lane, I cs, do whatever you do to deal with Singed. About 5 minutes in, Xin just dc's. I get fed in lane, which is a shame because all my other lanes are losing so I chalk this one up as a loss. I kinda stop trying when my teamates aren't listening to what I am saying and I was constantly getting blown up by their Viktor mid and Karma support who was on a killing spree.

I decided to stop trying to help the team but the time I went from 8/1 to 8/4 and only used my ult to help them. Singed just split pushed all game and my attempts to stop him normally ended up in my team telling me not to because Singed cannot be chase (which I thought was obvious, apparently going just past your tower and still being in melee range is to deep). It got to the point where i just gave up and started going in on stupid crap because my team would not surrender and we lost already because Xin was not going to come back. At the end of the game Xerath decided to tell me that I was the worst player on the team and the sole reason we lost (definitely not because every lane lost and his buddy afk'd) and that he would 1v1 me any day. Ezreal decided to say that I fed and he was not feeding (I was the third highest in gold in the game and the only one positive on our team).

I asked Xerath if he wanted to 1v1 but he said no because "I would make a fool of myself". I asked him why he didn't want to 1v1 me if he said he could so easily and instead of responding he decides he is just going to leave and play with Xin again (he said they wee going to keep playing until he stopped disconnecting). k. Ezreal in the meantime was still talking about how I was toxic and complaining because I said "you all lost lane, xin is afk, and they have taken 2 inhibitors, we cant win." after we did not surrender. That was also one of the first things I said in the whole game, and the first one saying anything about the laning phase. He also decided to say I was the worst player on the team (???) and that his score was better than mine (??? he finished 1/4/8 and 9k gold, I finished 11/9/2 and 12k gold, being the only one on our team who was relevant and posed a threat to the enemy team)

Why did I post this wall of crap on the boards? Mainly because I wanted someone to read it and find it funny, but I also wanted to show how ridiculous these players were being, and how I think it should be taken care of. I also wanted to point out Xerath didn't want to prove how much of a better laner he was, because I thought this entire game contridicted everything he said about me.