SCREW YOU AND YOUR HONOR RIOT GAMES

Ironwill·9/3/2017, 3:48:10 PM·2 votes·1,241 views

As a 48 year old lifelong gamer, I am sick of RIOT playing "CARE BEAR" to teenage instigators in league games. I call out teammates' incorrect actions (because RIOT matches me up with morons), and then when I ask an enemy team to report him for openly feeding and announcing in team chat, the enemy team gets toxic and all report me for the fun of it. This was three games ago (about 2 hours). Then when RIOT goes to look at the reports.... THEY CANNOT FIND ANYTHING!

So they decide to go back EIGHT AND ELEVEN games back from over 2 days ago to find me using select words like retard or "fuk". They went back in my history to "cherry pick" so they could get some kind of satisfaction, not looking at what happened on that current game.

Seriously RIOT, you sicken me with your "higher than thou" attitude, when you're nothing but children yourselves. Learn what it means to be an adult before you go around playing GOD. If you spent more of your time trying to improve match-making to keep IDIOTS away from skilled players, instead of abusing your power, this game could evolve further. But alas, you cater to the kids who are "pulling your strings."

41 Comments

Deep Terror Nami9/3/2017, 3:50:02 PM21 votes

"Being an adult", to me is more along the lines of not flaming kids for not doing well. That sort of reaction doesn't make anyone play better, it makes them annoyed by you and not want to work with you, tilts them, and all around just makes them play worse and creates a negative environment in the match that makes it less enjoyable.

RallerenP9/3/2017, 4:18:02 PM15 votes

As a 48 year old

A 48 year old mad because he can't others retards without consequences. Seems legit.

I am sick of RIOT playing "CARE BEAR" to teenage instigators in league games.

What is player 'care bear'. If you mean that they're overly sensitive you might need a reality check. You're here mad you got punished for breaking the same rules you have agreed to yourself. You don't decide if Riot should play 'care bear', only Riot can.

I call out teammates' incorrect actions (because RIOT matches me up with morons),

Riot matches you with players your own skill. This is a fact.

Also, don't be that guy. Calling out others mistakes constantly makes you a hated person, in real life and in game.

and then when I ask an enemy team to report him for openly feeding and announcing in team chat,

This is where you go wrong. You're not supposed to call for others to report someone. If you really want to see them reported, do it yourself. A players is no more likely to get punished because he recieved 9 reports in one game as opposed to 1 report. The system performs the exact same check.

the enemy team gets toxic and all report me for the fun of it.

Because you broke the rules. Now, let's say you didn't break any rules but you somehow recieved 9 reports anyway. You wouldn't be punished. That's not how it works.

Then when RIOT goes to look at the reports.... THEY CANNOT FIND ANYTHING!

Evidently, they could.

So they decide to go back EIGHT AND ELEVEN games back from over 2 days ago to find me using select words like retard or "fuk".

Indeed, actions don't magically disappear. But they showed you those games as examples of what they define as unacceptable behaviour.

They went back in my history to "cherry pick" so they could get some kind of satisfaction, not looking at what happened on that current game.

Don't worry about that dude, no one at Riot actually cares enough about your account to manually sift through all your chat logs to 'cherry-pick' anything.

It's an automated system, so at most a computer might have gained some of that satifsaction.

not looking at what happened on that current game.

Context doensn't really matter when it comes to toxicity in chat. What was the context in that game that made it OK by Riot standarts for you to call another player a retard?

Seriously RIOT, you sicken me with your "higher than thou" attitude,

Then don't play Riot's game. They don't force you, you can actively give your opinion by not playing the game.

when you're nothing but children yourselves.

Age doesn't really mean anything here. As you have shown, even '48 year olds' can be very immature.

Learn what it means to be an adult before you go around playing GOD.

Learn what it mean to be an adult before yelling at kids for being bad at videogames. You wouldn't yell at a kid for being bad at soccer. If you do, you're just a terrible human being. Grow up.

If you spent more of your time trying to improve match-making to keep IDIOTS away from skilled players, instead of abusing your power, this game could evolve further.

Skilled players like you? Could you be more pretentious.

But alas, you cater to the kids who are "pulling your strings."

Yes. It's no secret that teenagers and kids do make up a large percentage of sales. But I have a perfect idea.

Why don't you go make your own MOBA, then you can run it however you want.

TRUMPLOVESDYKES9/3/2017, 6:02:00 PM4 votes

Can't believe you are 48 and acting like this. Any form of abuse or harassment can be stopped by clicking a button in-game called "mute". Everything else that needs to be said has been said by others commenting, so I am just gonna leave it at this.

Beas7ie9/3/2017, 10:10:03 PM4 votes

Your post is like something a little kid would type.

I have a hard time believing you're really 48.

ModPeriscope9/3/2017, 4:04:42 PM4 votes

You shouldn't have to put up with insults when you're trying to win a game.

I'm curious why you thought saying fuk was ok. Clearly you drew a line at saying "Fuck" but you feel like harassing other players is ok?

zPOOPz9/3/2017, 8:13:16 PM2 votes

I absolutely love ironic thread like this. A so-called 48-years old throwing a tantrum like a kid on the board and calling people "carebear" while acting completely like a snowflake himself.

Oh my god thank you for the laugh!!!

[slayer-pantheon-popcorn]

Blutseuche9/4/2017, 11:10:14 AM2 votes

Either a troll post or i think you need some serious help.

AlQaeda Taliban9/3/2017, 10:52:11 PM1 votes

Something seems a little off here. He says he's 50 and he's a life long gamer, but league has been up for only 8 years. And if im not missing something (and im pretty sure I don't) you can play games since the age of 7-8, which means he is 8+8=8×(1+1)=8×2=16 years old.

Sadistic Kittens9/4/2017, 6:26:21 AM1 votes

You're 48??? Oh bless your heart....

Better Jungler9/4/2017, 7:53:13 AM1 votes

Someone come get their grandpa, he's making an ass of himself on the boards.

Lets not talk about "being an adult" when you're a 48 year old crying on a video game forum.

Frostmorne9/4/2017, 11:15:40 AM1 votes

dude you won't get any sympathy from these brown-nosing fanboys. most of them are teens . just move on

Cavemantero9/3/2017, 6:36:40 PM1 votes

The OP is right but he could've expressed himself better. Riot is a game run by chinese and korean children now. They do not have an honorable culture and it carries over into the exploits of this game's ranked mode. They have set it up for people to fail...while the few lucky to make it to the highest ranks. The ranked mode is broken...its not fun...and there is no reason for anyone to play it in its obsolete state.

Liquid Poro 9/4/2017, 12:55:09 PM1 votes

I'm almost 13 and I can act mature and behave correctly. Your behavior shows me that you are a kid or just need help.

Rand0mH3r0X9/3/2017, 5:18:06 PM1 votes

Lifelong gamer isn't an achievement. At some point, it's time to stop. When the doe starts to really kick, I won't be here "son."