As a 48 year old
A 48 year old mad because he can't others retards without consequences. Seems legit.
I am sick of RIOT playing "CARE BEAR" to teenage instigators in league games.
What is player 'care bear'. If you mean that they're overly sensitive you might need a reality check. You're here mad you got punished for breaking the same rules you have agreed to yourself. You don't decide if Riot should play 'care bear', only Riot can.
I call out teammates' incorrect actions (because RIOT matches me up with morons),
Riot matches you with players your own skill. This is a fact.
Also, don't be that guy. Calling out others mistakes constantly makes you a hated person, in real life and in game.
and then when I ask an enemy team to report him for openly feeding and announcing in team chat,
This is where you go wrong. You're not supposed to call for others to report someone. If you really want to see them reported, do it yourself. A players is no more likely to get punished because he recieved 9 reports in one game as opposed to 1 report. The system performs the exact same check.
the enemy team gets toxic and all report me for the fun of it.
Because you broke the rules. Now, let's say you didn't break any rules but you somehow recieved 9 reports anyway. You wouldn't be punished. That's not how it works.
Then when RIOT goes to look at the reports.... THEY CANNOT FIND ANYTHING!
Evidently, they could.
So they decide to go back EIGHT AND ELEVEN games back from over 2 days ago to find me using select words like retard or "fuk".
Indeed, actions don't magically disappear. But they showed you those games as examples of what they define as unacceptable behaviour.
They went back in my history to "cherry pick" so they could get some kind of satisfaction, not looking at what happened on that current game.
Don't worry about that dude, no one at Riot actually cares enough about your account to manually sift through all your chat logs to 'cherry-pick' anything.
It's an automated system, so at most a computer might have gained some of that satifsaction.
not looking at what happened on that current game.
Context doensn't really matter when it comes to toxicity in chat. What was the context in that game that made it OK by Riot standarts for you to call another player a retard?
Seriously RIOT, you sicken me with your "higher than thou" attitude,
Then don't play Riot's game. They don't force you, you can actively give your opinion by not playing the game.
when you're nothing but children yourselves.
Age doesn't really mean anything here. As you have shown, even '48 year olds' can be very immature.
Learn what it means to be an adult before you go around playing GOD.
Learn what it mean to be an adult before yelling at kids for being bad at videogames. You wouldn't yell at a kid for being bad at soccer. If you do, you're just a terrible human being. Grow up.
If you spent more of your time trying to improve match-making to keep IDIOTS away from skilled players, instead of abusing your power, this game could evolve further.
Skilled players like you? Could you be more pretentious.
But alas, you cater to the kids who are "pulling your strings."
Yes. It's no secret that teenagers and kids do make up a large percentage of sales. But I have a perfect idea.
Why don't you go make your own MOBA, then you can run it however you want.