Had the strangest game
Last night i had a game with a teemo top. I hate teemo in general, his existence in general is already on par with disco nunu and blue shen for me. Anyways i didn't pay him much mind in champ select. I was trying to tell our mid laner not to pick talon into leblanc because I have literally never seen that work. He tells me how he has better utility to the team as talon and locks in. He fed btw. And our teemo was against illoi top, so i was like well this sucks. I was jg kayn, and we had a support sion. and a kaisa adc but kaisa was insignificant. Anyway the game starts and teemo goes bot lane and hides in the middle of the lane. I thought it was funny at first because no one on the enemy team saw him and we got first blood as soon as they came to lane. And then the problem started because he never left bot lane. And of course even though it was a 3v2 bot lane, kaisa sucked and kept dying, and over in mid talon was having a hard time ( i wonder why), and illoai was free farming top lane. They had a jg tristana and she was actually fairly decent she kept getting fed off out talon and kaisa. I was forced to stay top for most of the early and mid game because illoai kept splitpushing and of course teemo was always bot lane saying lul every 5 seconds. I wrecked illoai but i couldnt really gank anywhere else because talon and lb would be romaing bot and of course talon kept dying. The sion was actually really good, he did a couple of bad engages, but its silver so who doesnt. But for the most part he carried that kaisa. Towards the end of the mid game and into the late game teamfights i have full build because illaoi kept feeding me and i free farmed top lane and top jg most of the game. Sion went full tank and while my talon and kaisa died due to engaging first, sion could cc them enough for me to pick up easy triple kills. Our teemo would either die or be camouflaged in a bush far away somewhere. So it was at a relative stalemate because their trist was fed and their bard was good, he actually soloed kaisa a few times. And we had a few chances to end but of course why get inhibs when you can farm. Granted besides their trist and bard no one was a real threat, vayne did damage but she couldn't position well, illoai wasn't fed (thx to me instakilling her every time she'd come to lane), and lb was a little ahead but squishy so I could manage. We had one inhib down and a fat wave pushing top in about to get a second inhib. They had just aced us and had baron and elder buffs so trist went to defend their base and the rest tried to end. We came back up and talon dove in and died (then complained about no teamwork and how no one knew how to group as he did every time he died due to diving in), Our teemo went camo and said lol in the chat, I came up, waited for sion to ult in, he did, and we killed all 4. Kaisa came up and the three of us went to end, i let kaisa engae, because i went full damage red kayne( i was squishy), trist took the bait and used her burst on kaisa, i went in and killed her and ended. Now i won, so i'm not too mad about it. But the ENTIRE FUCKING GAME, teemo was bot, our team kept sayong pls go top and he said lol, the game is funny. The enemy team was like wtf is happening. It was just a clusterfuck in general. Honestly, if I didnt go top or if sion was bad we'd have lost the game because we didnt have a top laner. That's considered trolling right?
