I love the report system. Thank you Riot

I love having the power to ban my allies when they play better than me. All I have to do is get under their skin a little bit enough to make them open their mouth, then pow, report, and ban. I love it.

Like when I am feeding hard, and my allies are carrying me, it makes me mad how bad I am. So I will sometimes go stand beside my allies pretending to help in a team fight, then I'll back off and watch them die. Then as soon as they criticize me for not helping, BAM! Have a free report buddy. Sorry about all the money you sank into your accounts LOLOL. I love it.

It's really easy to get people to speak too, and since anything they say is considered toxic, a ban is almost a sure thing. So efficient.

Some strategies I use are: allow your lane opponent to roam and never ping, never help with objectives, only last hit the enemy champions to get the killing blow, but never help wear them down, take all the buffs from your jungler without asking and then die to the enemy to give them the buff, waste teleport to farm a lane that you see your ally walking towards to farm. And the list goes on. It's so easy.

Thank you, Riot for giving me the power to get back at people for being better than me. I love you all. [sg-lux]