So after getting harassed all game by my team, here's my "grossly offensive" speech.
Game 1 StViscous: dude really StViscous: I DIDN'T HAVE A WARD StViscous: OMFG StViscous: well gg another one of these junglers StViscous: dude you fucked it up anyway StViscous: cause you like most yis dont know when to a strike StViscous: pro tip: DONT ALPHA STRIKE JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN StViscous: USE IT TO AVOID DYING StViscous: i lost this lane StViscous: I can't come back from this against a zed StViscous: thresh carry StViscous: this is every game StViscous: these junglers StViscous: DUDE WHY DO YOU KEEP ALPHA STRIKING FOR NO REASON StViscous: he just presses q whenever its up StViscous: difference between being terrible at yi and being godlike StViscous: grats on the yi carrying you guys StViscous: you camped me StViscous: derp StViscous: derp StViscous: derp StViscous: kid StViscous: when you sit there all game StViscous: you are bound to get a kill StViscous: tyou realize that? StViscous: 1v1 after? StViscous: k StViscous: same champ StViscous: gonna love shitting on you :) StViscous: nope dont have StViscous: you are bad StViscous: will be funny StViscous: how about veigar? StViscous: lol yi is so bad StViscous: camps mid StViscous: yi gives him kill StViscous: able to kill me StViscous: says its my fault StViscous: LMFAO StViscous: "toxic" StViscous: LOLLLLL StViscous: aka what people say when they have no lives outside the internet StViscous: pls kid StViscous: yi fed you first blood StViscous: for literally no reason StViscous: then you came back and killed me StViscous: thats my fault StViscous: LEL StViscous: says the kid getting carried by an absent jungler StViscous: LOL StViscous: I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT StViscous: HAHAHAHA StViscous: I'm gonna enjoy shitting the fuck allover you next game though :) StViscous: says the bronzie StViscous: yeah honestly im just clicking StViscous: theres no point StViscous: you fucking lost this game for us 20 minutes ago StViscous: thresh StViscous: you know if you flay them I can ult.... StViscous: dude I can't do shit with how my lane went StViscous: I even said that StViscous: and thresh isn't flaying anyone in team fights so StViscous: I really cant do shit StViscous: well then I can't fight StViscous: you mean my terribly short ability that puts me in range of all five of them? StViscous: yeh StViscous: pretty much StViscous: are you saying I should afk?
GROSSLY OFFENSIVE!! hahahaha... oh man, Riot... you people are extremely fucking sheltered.