Some quotes on anger for you angrybois to remember before you say something that gets you banned

Look. I know League can be stressful. Sometimes you sign up for a game that consumes 20-45 minutes of your life that you wont get back, and you get a game with another human who's existence may not mesh well with your own. It happens. I vehemently despise Chevy Chase, but is me screaming into a pillow going to erase him? Of course not. I just have to be calm and learn to live with the fact that man exists and there is nothing I can do about it.

So before you go from "They put ketchup on my burger when I didnt ask for it" level angry to "I wish youd end your own existence" level of angry, here are some quotes to remember and repeat when you get upset.

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger."- Buddha

"Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured."- Mark Twain

"Whatever is begun in anger, ends in shame."- Benjamin Franklin

"Get mad, then get over it."- Colin Powell

"Anger dwells only in the bosom of fools."- Albert Einstein

"There is nothing more galling to angry people than the coolness of those on whom they wish to vent their spleen."- Alexander Dumas

"I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not."- Some cocky, has-been, arrogant, mother fucker