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Feeding Trough - We got your idiots right here

Jun Long·3/26/2016, 12:28:53 AM·2 votes·578 views

Put your sad tales of idiots rampaging up midlane and getting rekt in one burst move, or trying to 1v1 Baron at level 1 with no items. Vent out and hear some productive feedback.

NOTE IF YOU ARE GOING TO POST AS A RESPONSE TO SOMEONE'S STORY THAT THEY ARE THE ONES WITH BAD ATTITUDES, I SUGGEST YOU GO AND SOLO QUEUE RANKED YOURSELF. IF YOU ARE GOING TO REPLY TO THEIR FAILED GAME AND MISHAPS, GIVE ADVICE OR OFFER TO PLAY WITH THEM.

I just got off a massive losing streak. My first 10 placement games for when you turn level 30 were very bad. My KDA was horrible in some games due to hard counters or zero ganks for me. I lost 9/10 games, the last being my winner. I was put into Bronze 3, which I am so thankful for. I thought I was gonna be in Wood 5. But this last game, I lost again with noob KDA. What can you do if you are Ahri, vs an Annie with a great jungler Wukong? Once again zero ganks for me. Teamfights failed due to a Sejuani DC'd, and Tahm Kench wandered off to CS. He got good CS (the only lvl 18 in our team), but still didn't help us.

That's my tale. :( Ahri One day, my love

7 Comments

J Epstein3/26/2016, 12:48:46 AM1 votes

Ranked is troll or be trolled. Learn that now and you will be happier.

Evêñtfûl Hôrïzôñ3/26/2016, 1:33:01 AM1 votes

I know this is late but

1v1 Baron at level 1 with no items.

You can't 1v1 Baron at level ONE unless you sit in your fountain until 20 minutes. Otherwise, it's 1v1ing the Rift Herald.

FrankerX3/26/2016, 1:41:25 AM1 votes

not sure if this counts but

played an aram yesterday, the heal relic spawned right on top of me and i was almost full hp (i didnt know its already 3min in the game and i was just running away from a lost fight and ran over it) out low hp renekton thought i "stole a neutral object" from him and said 'fuck you you are no teamplayer' and started to run into the enemys 24/7 like a bot. well yea he lost us the game lol. even tho i said sorry and that i didnt mean to take it he didnt care

Jun Long3/27/2016, 11:32:43 PM1 votes

Well I have another story. I did so bad it was not funny.

I was Shyvana jungle, having to fight champions that countered my team and whatnot. I told them that Kassidan counters Malhazar (unless you are real good). Teemo messes me up and this Irelia I was playing with. Velkoz support can go either way. Varus was fine...

I was the only tank-ish person again. Surprise there.

So my team did the scapegoat on me. I was their blame for all things. Irelia top dies because she gets ganked and doesn't ping? My fault. Mal wants to fight with low health against Kassidan? My problem. Velkoz cant support Varus for his life? All me. I mean it was retarded! They all kept saying "shiv u suck. dude u suck. so reported shiv" Enemy team spams "qq qq qq"

Yep I am a prison shank.

Anyways, I did terribly but because I couldn't get 30 stacks on devourer. How can you if you gotta gank so early in the game and when you do, your teammates just abandon you to die? Then I get blamed if they die as well!

Irelia ventures off to fight a fed Teemo, and gets destroyed. Velkoz likes to jungle. Varus runs away to turret, but then leaves safety to get killed like a slow person. Malhazar knows he fails 1v1 on Kas, but will call me out anytime. When I die he comments on my death, which means he is not paying attention to his area and will get rekt.

Blame a jungler who has bad KDA and is underfed because you all failed at champ select.

Worst part was, other than when someone would put surrender they would hit no, is that we were all level 5 mastered champs. All of us, yet we failed miserably.

When in post game screen they were cursing me out. I said screw you and you all think you are the shit! Then one of them has the nerve to say I was shit talking. They all got reported for being idiots in LoL and in life.

Look me up in lolking. Look at those poor stats. I am like -6LP Bronze 3 lmao.

Once again I am not thinking I am good, but how come it seems I have brains and everyone is just so unfocused and dumb?