If you want me to be useful let me get items and stop going 4vs5.
Also when I actually decide to group with you please do something instead of watching your poor captain sink with his ship
Sincerely, Trash GP player with a trash win rate
[zombie-nunu-bummed]
As a yasuo player, please continue to constantly fight no matter what.
As an Illaoi player, please kill the people that are in my ult and don’t let them cc me for free.
As a Kled player, for the love of god please don't take every last wave before I get my Black Cleaver. That shit is what makes me useful, and denying me it is borderline inting.
As a teemo player please stop saying I am satanic, Im not saying it Is true. Im just saying its not Not true.
As a Morgana player, please understand that my blacksheild has a long CD. Please don’t refuse to dodge skill shots and then ping me
As a Thresh player, Please grab the fuking lantern, also let me last hit cannons if i got relic shield ):< im trying to get wards
As a split-pusher with a huge chunk of our team’s kills, I would also like to avoid having my team engage 4v5.
As a Sona player, please stop running away from me when you are low health. I have heals.
As a Lux player, listen to my MIA pings as I am prone to getting pushed in easily. Also ADC peasants stop siphoning only mid lane's waves; top and bot lane rotations exist too
As a nasus player please don’t take the cannon minions when I ping that I can stack them. If you got to the wave at the same time as me there are 6 other minions that I am fine with giving to you. And please don’t go to a wave that I am already at it and steal the entire wave when I can stack from every single minion.
Oh boy a bandwagon
As an Ekko player, please keep using your spells to cs. I love it when you do that.
As a Support Shaco, I just killed half your team and backdoored your inhibs while you were doing a rollcall. so remember, Report me for KSing my ADC who was in the fountain cussing me out while I 1v3'd botlane and your jungler for 6 waves.
As an Ivern player please stop clicking my rootcalled target then saying WTF WHY DID I GET CLOSER
Gp's fun as hell and is totally worth that learning curve man, keep sailing
As a rek'sai player just...anything involving my champion besides crappy chromas...? No? Okay..
Raelum10/3/2018, 5:50:36 PMAs an Evelynn player, please stop expecting me to carry into late game. I am screwed late game, especially if the tanks build magic resist.
