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Had the best and most exemplary game of my life

Zelorxon··2 votes·444 views

I'm kinda stunned and tired because it's late here right now so forgive me if i just post here the key concepts

  • Yasuo top with no boots, premade with jayce mid, dies 10 times but manages to push 2 turrets by accident, clogs up (and i mean clogs up) the chat with "I'm a yassuo main", starts insulting everybody for no apparent reason, asks for 1v1s the whole game, feeds kills over and over jumping 1v5 and complaining about how those aren't 1v1s with the enemy team, post game insults me with broken words/english and asking me to 1v1 him. (i know what he posted in game because i unmuted them at 3/4 of the game, i usually /mute all as i spawn because bronze/casual chat really is pointless to me)

  • Jayce mid, gets absolutely anally rekt by the enemy ekko, doesn't right click a turret ONCE in the whole game, only goes after kills, 0 clicks on turrets, period.

  • Ezreal rushes ionian, tear and infinity edge, loses 2 turrets before 20 minutes, doesn't autoattacks in teamfights.

  • Karma full ap/frozen heart with no sightstone, at least she had one brain cell to barrier me sometimes, i have to admit that.

I was level 18 when the highest level player in the game was the enemy ekko i think and he was level 14 (in case you don't know in a non trolling game when you're 3 lelvels above the enemy you can solo carry the game)

I singlehandedly took 3 inhibs.

My team was intentionally refusing to win the game and the game dragged for like 15 more minutes, we accidentally won because the enemy team was stupid enough to chase us at elder dragon (where i was killed there because of 0 wards and my team trolling) and the winions ended the game for those 4 imbeciles on my team.

I won't even list the game where as cho i was hugely ahead and i gave a huge advantage to my team yet they intentionally lost the game and the draven blamed me of not focusing objectives when i was literally spamming pings on turrets and dragons and barons and he recalled in front of a 4 autoattacks turret, or the game where i died 12 times because every play i made was ignored and the enemy ran away 1 hp and even with 12 deaths down i was able to 1v1 to 10% hp everybody on the enemy team.

Now, i want a rioter to watch the replay of the game, from minute one until the nexus explodes. And i want to know when the reports for "Intentionally losing the game" and "refusing to win" will be added, NO FUCKING BODY, unless they're mentally impaired idiots cares about mean words, and if you care either you have ulterior motives or you're just an extremely weak and ignorant person that's being manipulated by something/one else, what ruins this game are people that intentionally mess with other people knowing this corrupt and hypocritical system has their backs because it thrives on them.

11 Comments

TheViper79111 votes

I dont think riot is concerned with the match.

Zelorxon1 votes

I know they aren't, it's a good damn time to make things change though.

TheViper79111 votes

Any ideas on how to go about that. #1 priority making money. "Making things change" costs money and provides no return.

Zelorxon2 votes

Imagine rewinding time back when lucian was released, which was when riot went full SJW and started sinking in the toilet this game even more, manage this game like EVERY videogame community before that, halo, starcraft, wow, nintendo, fucking runescape, team fortress (before valve went full brony sjw autism, rip), steam, you name it, even single player games.

Basically if this happened the lowest skill possible players would be plats. And there would be 90% less trolls. Right now the game is unplayable, it's not even anymore about "good or bad" teammates, it's about "are my teammates actually playing the game or not?" To determine if someone is good or bad you have to play the game in the first place.

Also add the report category i suggested above, there is too many people that are intentionally losing games and/or refusing to win, no matter the circumstances, i've met hundreds and hundreds of them.

MaropaL21 votes

"im not going to surrender until 70min" .. what a nice team

the thing is now: If you leave and get a penality its possible that you wont be able to obtain chests and key fragments anymore because of these trolls.

Then its either to buy or create a account thats not honor lv 1 or below

TheViper79111 votes

They arent sjws. They are a business. Youve never ran one so its not obvious. The cheapest way to deal with the problem is an automated system based on chat.

TwoChikfilaSauce2 votes

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They arent sjws. They are a business. Youve never ran one so its not obvious. The cheapest way to deal with the problem is an automated system based on chat.

How do you know he's never ran a business? You don't see this kind of behavior from any of the other major game developers.

Zelorxon1 votes

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CYVKO5bWYAANa5i.jpg

Castlevania? You mean the 3D ones right?

TheViper79111 votes

The guy is off his rocker. He couldnt run a street food cart. Hes raving about censorship offices that do not exist.

Zelorxon2 votes

I well fucking know, do you think ANYBODY cares about nonsense such as the one sjw go preaching around if it isn't moved by money? Do you know that the uproar about the "big boobs" and "big ass" censorship and localization is spread on the internet so idiots take the bait and the censorship offices have more chances to work? Same thing that happened with console wars and "pc master race", it's just that now it's a different target, throw it in a mass scale brainwashing propaganda to kill 2 birds with one stone and there you have it.

The problem would have never caused itself, every community self-moderated itself since the beginning of time without a nanny state that pretends to care about "muh feewings" of some dumb idiot that actually believes that, in this game you are looked down upon if you ask your teammates to stop trolling and try to win the game.

Also i know enough to run a business way better than people that are currently running a business, the same way i can analyze a game mathematically to win it it's the same model you can apply in any situation, that's a little bit of an ad hominem but i don't care right now.

TwoChikfilaSauce1 votes

Amen! Preach it! I completely agree.

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