Had the best and most exemplary game of my life

I'm kinda stunned and tired because it's late here right now so forgive me if i just post here the key concepts

• Yasuo top with no boots, premade with jayce mid, dies 10 times but manages to push 2 turrets by accident, clogs up (and i mean clogs up) the chat with "I'm a yassuo main", starts insulting everybody for no apparent reason, asks for 1v1s the whole game, feeds kills over and over jumping 1v5 and complaining about how those aren't 1v1s with the enemy team, post game insults me with broken words/english and asking me to 1v1 him. (i know what he posted in game because i unmuted them at 3/4 of the game, i usually /mute all as i spawn because bronze/casual chat really is pointless to me)

• Jayce mid, gets absolutely anally rekt by the enemy ekko, doesn't right click a turret ONCE in the whole game, only goes after kills, 0 clicks on turrets, period.

• Ezreal rushes ionian, tear and infinity edge, loses 2 turrets before 20 minutes, doesn't autoattacks in teamfights.

• Karma full ap/frozen heart with no sightstone, at least she had one brain cell to barrier me sometimes, i have to admit that.

I was level 18 when the highest level player in the game was the enemy ekko i think and he was level 14 (in case you don't know in a non trolling game when you're 3 lelvels above the enemy you can solo carry the game)

I singlehandedly took 3 inhibs.

My team was intentionally refusing to win the game and the game dragged for like 15 more minutes, we accidentally won because the enemy team was stupid enough to chase us at elder dragon (where i was killed there because of 0 wards and my team trolling) and the winions ended the game for those 4 imbeciles on my team.

I won't even list the game where as cho i was hugely ahead and i gave a huge advantage to my team yet they intentionally lost the game and the draven blamed me of not focusing objectives when i was literally spamming pings on turrets and dragons and barons and he recalled in front of a 4 autoattacks turret, or the game where i died 12 times because every play i made was ignored and the enemy ran away 1 hp and even with 12 deaths down i was able to 1v1 to 10% hp everybody on the enemy team.

Now, i want a rioter to watch the replay of the game, from minute one until the nexus explodes. And i want to know when the reports for "Intentionally losing the game" and "refusing to win" will be added, NO FUCKING BODY, unless they're mentally impaired idiots cares about mean words, and if you care either you have ulterior motives or you're just an extremely weak and ignorant person that's being manipulated by something/one else, what ruins this game are people that intentionally mess with other people knowing this corrupt and hypocritical system has their backs because it thrives on them.