Toxic Riven (Don't Read If You Don't Like Whiny Players)

Thanks for listening to me bitching and whining. I just played a game as Vayne with a Riven constantly flaming and giving hate speeches. It started out perfectly fine until, all of a sudden, 5 minutes in, UH OH, 1k ms?!? This was completely unexpected because I had perfect 60 ms just the previous game without a single lag spike. Then it went downhill from there. I would get disconnected every now and then and when it returns to 60ms I am in the death recap screen. Eventually I became 3/5. I tried to play safe and farm but with the lag, I couldn't farm either. After another death (3/6), the ping went down to 60ms with occasional lag spikes. Then I just put on my straw hat and hoe once again and went farming for 20 minutes. Their team started threwing the game. Getting caught, turret diving, etc. Mean while, I just farmed and pushed. Eventually I caught up with their Ashe's cs and caught up on items too.

The salt began when both teams started setting up Baron, We had complete vision of and around the Baron pit. As I was walking a wild Shen appeared. Dashing out and trying to taunt me. My quick reaction time allowed me to tumble away from it. Then their Nautilus ulted me and I QSS it. Their Malzahar tried to use his Q on me but I tumbled away from it too. I kept kiting them and eventually killed all three. Then Ashe and Shaco arrived and shoved their arrows and blades up my ass. During that fight, Riven died some how. During death screen, I looked and found her body near the Red Tier 1 turret, which was destroyed. While my body was all the way at baron's pit. Then she started flaming at me for getting caught out, which obviously I didn't as I kited everything and killed them. The fight was near baron's pit which made me question her why was she away from the team. Instead of answering she bitched about how I was feeding early game. She said I suck at this game and that I'm so bad that her eyes hurt (this part made me laugh cause I don't seen a physical connection between me being bad and her eyes hurting). I did not deny the fact that I am bad but I tried explaining to her that I had a bad start due to constant lag, which she completely ignored and just kept saying I suck. I was already tilted due to losing the previous game (it was 1v2 bot) and having a bad start on this game, so I lash back at her, saying that she was 12/14 while I was 9/9. I also told her that she has 50 cs less than I do, for someone who spent more time farming than I did.

Although we won that game, I did not feel the joy of victory. It felt more like a defeat than victory, since I did not learn anything new or improve my skills on top of the salt. I reported her. 30 seconds later, I got reported too. GG. This is a super freakin long post. English is not my first language so please correct any mistakes I have. If you have reach this part of the post, then I thank you for taking your time to read this. Good Night Ladies and Gents.