A match so mind-numbingly titling it sounds made up but I swear this just happened

Poster's Notes 1: Roller-coaster ride of a title am I right? Cutting straight to the chase, I just got out of probably the most infuriating games of League I have ever played. I'm sorry if this gets "ranty" but I have to vent my frustrations somewhere before I spontaneously combust. The first thing that gets put in the champ select chat is "I'm going aram" (this is a summoners rift game) this coming from our Ekko JG taking flash and ignite. No one else says anything and picks ignite as their summoner spell. Not even 5 seconds into CHAMP SELECT and the game is already a dumpster fire. We get into the match, and 4 of the 5 members of our team go mid, except for me (top lane ). Things go about as well as you'd expect, the bot has uncontested farm and uses his gold and level advances to get ahead. The mid is delighted to have 4 low level champs close together to ult ever time its up to collect a free double kill at least. It's a total bloodbath mid, everyone on the enemy team gets some kills off it, even the support gets in on the action.

It feels like the game has drawn on for hours, I can't farm for 10 seconds without hearing "an ally has been slain" blasting from mid, but to my horror we're only 12 minutes in. Mid game (more like still early game for us, late game for our opponents) rolls around and because of my team's refusal to leave mid, the enemy has all the drags and all the towers. After some "valiant" "efforts" to defend our tower-less nexus, the enemy team quits playing with their food and wins the game. The 4 mid laners leave the game without saying a word, not before ironically giving me tilt-proof honors of course.

A lot of things in that game tilted me, but I think one thing stood above all. They insisted they weren't, but there is no way in HELL they weren't a four man premade. That's the most tilting part, that four people decided "lets just ruin one random dude on the internet's day" and are probably pulling the same shit to some other poor sap right now. I reported them for feeding/greifing but I have no idea if it will do anything at this point.

Sorry if this was just me ranting for a few paragraphs, but I just had to let it out somewhere. Hopefully y'all never run into those four, I wouldn't wish them upon my worst enemy.