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So I got reported for 4 Black Cleaver Garen?

Dawson Oblivion·11/14/2017, 4:45:51 AM·8 votes·1,307 views

I just got out of a normals game where I was testing Aery on Garen(works great btw I recommend it to top laners), and I took transcendence so I decided to stack black cleavers because I haven't tried it yet. I go 3-1-0 in the laning phase, everything is good, I'm just chillin and I'm stronger than on release Leblanc. Well during teamfights some of my comrades start questioning me. "Garen why are you building black cleavers they don't stack". Well this is a common misconception that anyone who isn't a bronze knows to be untrue. So I respond, "The cdr stacks and gives me ad with transcendence". A teamfight rebuts with "No they don't, they don't stack". Ahh, fair point my lad, if you have been living under a rock and are legally mentally retarded. To be fair, I am silver in ranked and my mmr is petrified shite so its not a far stretch that these guys don't even use runes much less actually watch any league content and know what tricks have been discovered and are being abused. So at this point I just try to shake it off and focus on playing. Mudslinging and cursing ensues. 10 minutes later the enemy is pushing down our nexus and all I hear from me team is "Garen they do NOT stack, you lost us this game". I looked right before the game ended. I had 400+ AD(60 from Transcendence) and almost 3500 HP. Anyone who says that Bronze is elo hell has never played in Silver. If I actually get banned for this Riot will receive a very strongly worded email and nothing will actually come of it probably because those emails literally go straight to the recycling bin. Anyways 1 upvote=1 prayer for these poor, sick, hardstuck silver bastards(that included me).

15 Comments

redniwediS11/14/2017, 4:51:20 AM7 votes

Why do you think you would get banned for this? Riot has made multiple statements, at least one a year since beta, saying what is and is not ban worthy, and this is not on the list.

You get no upvotes from me because the game has been out for way too long for people to not know these things. You're past level 30, you should at least have a basic idea of what is punishable.

Bronze 6 Yasuo11/14/2017, 4:52:34 AM3 votes

I got reported for playing yasuo lol.

KVbqbFsC8e11/14/2017, 4:47:02 AM3 votes

Thats a rather poor way of farming upvotes.

BeatzBoyFTW11/14/2017, 8:37:50 AM2 votes

Thr Black Cleaver stacking really makes your thread ironic af. There's better items to build ibstead of stacking up so much unnecessary stats lime that.

General Esdeath 11/14/2017, 9:54:43 AM1 votes

Riot will receive a very strongly worded email and nothing will actually come of it probably because those emails literally go straight to the recycling bin

lmao I love this guy

Teslyn11/14/2017, 3:59:36 PM1 votes

Riot has been pushing Bronze players into Silver because Bronze players complained... a lot. Silver is the new Bronze.

Dawson Oblivion11/14/2017, 4:55:19 AM1 votes

Guys I swear to god I'm not farming upvotes I expect this to get like two. Its just a semifunny story about silver players and their lack of awareness and involvement in the game.

Thuban11/14/2017, 5:17:03 AM1 votes

Dear Diary,

I though diaries were supposed to be private?

Strilter11/14/2017, 8:11:55 AM1 votes

Yes play that shit in co-op bots. noone wants to have their game ruined by someone like you. Garren needs tank items to be actually useful unless the enemy team is just completely retarded. There are more stats than raw hp and damage.