The silly reasons you have been reported.

After endured more than a few false reports in my almost two months of playing, I thought I would share of few of the reasons players have reported me for. If you are wondering how I know these, it's because players have told me that is why they are going to report me.

• Not talking in the game.
• Refusing to call out a lane in pre-game character selection.
• Locking in a character at selection. This one seems to be the worst crimes you can possibly commit.
• Going to a lane I did not call with a support character (Nami, Soraka, etc.) and healing / shielding whoever is there (I get this one a LOT.) This one also includes leaving a lane to help someone else or, amazingly enough, leaving when someone tells me to "get out" of THEIR lane. It's incredibly ironic when the same player f-bombing me to leave their lane also says thank you when I heal / shield them so they survive combat.
• Killing minions. I kid you not.
• Kill stealing in two-on-one battle situations. In my own defense on this one, I don't really care who gets credit for the kill or the assist. I'm just attacking! While there may be some talented players out there who can time their attacks to get the last blow on every enemy, I'm not one of them. The entire concept of kill stealing is dumb anyway. Everyone gets the gold reward.
• Profanity. I have yet to swear in any game of League of Legends since day one. I come from a history of games where even one filtered word has consequences. It may not work that way here. But I do not intend to talk that way regardless.

So, what are your silly reasons for being reported?