To Everyone that Rage Quits/AFKs

A Superb Villain·Dec 11, 2015·26 votes·1,453 views

I hate you and I hope your ban comes quickly.

If you're just going to quit at first blood, why are you playing League at all?

15 Comments

Malicious MetalDec 11, 20159 votes

Funny thing. I tend to give first blood in 70% of my games. Would I simply throw my computer out the window every time I'd be broke AND banned.

Remlap1223Dec 11, 20151 votes

item 3070 Mordekaiser

AkeneroDec 11, 20157 votes

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Chaotic ReksDec 11, 20153 votes

cheeky

IcyPepperDec 11, 20155 votes

Playing League is like puberty.

You're going to get first blood at some point.

Now, are you going to bitch and whine about it, or are you going to woman up and... actually, bad analogy. Considering how that ordeal works, women have every right to bitch about it.

Er, um, it's a part of life! And, uh. Fuck, I thought I had a point.

LaisenbergDec 11, 20153 votes

I dont afk cuz first blood. I afk cuz i dont wanna play with you for the rest of the game

Pentarina OnlyDec 11, 20152 votes

This! If my teammates are worse than bronze I'm out.

Olath QuortekDec 12, 20153 votes

I've never understood why people give up at all... Doesn't matter what happens in the game or how much I suck I still want to win and I always play with the intent of winning.

Sythriel DrakenDec 11, 20152 votes

Jungle feeds a Jax 6 kills.. Said Champ tower Dives a malphite(his counter).. malphite dies, Jax takes no damage cause item 3124 is retarded, killed the tanky malphite in .2 seconds, then hops out of tower range..

That's why I afk.. Because riot can't balance shit.

LynXerfDec 11, 201512 votes

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Jungle feeds a 6 kills.. Said Champ tower Dives a malphite(his counter).. malphite dies, Jax takes no damage cause is retarded, killed the tanky malphite in .2 seconds, then hops out of tower range..

That's why I afk.. Because riot can't balance shit.

Wow you mean a very limited early game duelist champion who snowballs hard in both directions, that was given SIX kills and able to quickly complete a pure damage item was able to kill someone under tower?

NO WAI

Baddest HookerDec 11, 20151 votes

Then you swap lane with bot and deny him farm and towers.

Voila!

This gives your top laner a chance to get back up and at the same time limits Jax's kill streak.

ThePartyLeaderDec 11, 20152 votes

Is your superb evil plan to convince all the afkers, ragers, and quitters to play hots?

Tribbles FoxfolkDec 11, 20151 votes

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I hate you and I hope your ban comes quickly.

If you're just going to quit at first blood, why are you playing League at all?

I hate AFKers as much as you do, but I will admit: Having them leave actually spares you 2 things: 1) their toxicity and 2) them feeding hardcore and whining the whole way.

Flamers and ragers (non-ragequitters, specifically) can tilt you hardcore because of their awful attitude. I'd almost rather have them just leave the game and practically guarantee a surrender@20 than play for 45 minutes, lose anyway (or somehow win through a clutch play/terrible throw), and deal with 3-5 toxic players (I say 5 because my attitude isn't exactly a glowing beacon of positivity either...) throwing temper tantrums for at least 25 straight minutes about how "We can't win, this [role(s)] fed so hard, GG".

So, my response (not to you, specifically, but all the nasty-ass attitude-driven assholes out there): If you're gonna be a toxic asshole instead of AFKing, just leave the game instead. Spare us your whining, complaining, and toxicity. Just leave and get LPQ for 10 games.

Pentarina OnlyDec 11, 20151 votes

If my teammates are refusing to surrender even with 6+ turrets down, 1 inhibitor and 10K+ gold behind. I'm leaving the game fuck that.

RyvakuDec 11, 20151 votes

I can say I honestly don't care. I'll refuse to play if players are being toxic in game or any manner towards me. I'll literally admit to AFK without a second thought for the lower priority quene punishment.