How to be a LoL player

Club Stratus·8/9/2016, 10:08:17 PM·2 votes·717 views

Here's a guide on how to be the best league of legends player based on player behavior.

Rank flash - Spend all your time unlocking that rank? Let everybody know! You're 10-0 and you just 3 shot the support. Let them know how good you are by flashing it!

Flame - Doing bad in lane? Someone called you out for a mistake but you're too good to admit it? Your champion got banned? Get your point across! Flame! Flame hard! Make sure your team knows that you're better than them!

Feed (intentional) - Goes hand in hand with flaming. Better make sure your team knows how good you are at the game! Feeding proves everyone else wrong!

"EZ" - Just 3v1 someone on the other team? Let him know in all chat how easy of a kill it was in /all chat. You just won a 4v5 game? At the end of the game a "GG EZ" will make the other team know how bad they must have been.

AFK farming - You're team wants to group but you know that farming your lane is the most important thing? Go do it. They'll thank you later after they die and the enemy destroys your nexus.

Play non-meta picks - You're playing ranked? Pick the non-meta picks; they're better. Twisted fate jungle and Caitlyn top will give you a better chance at winning the game.

Don't take friendly advice - Someone suggests to build a certain item? Maybe they ask you to not overextend your lane? Don't listen to them! You know better! Let them know in chat by harassing them!

Don't buy wards - You're a support you don't need wards. You doing as much damage as possible is most important. Besides what's the problem with the map? Everyone can see it already.

1v1 - Everybody knows all champions are made equal. Make sure you 1v1 everyone for your best odds. Teamwork is overrated and you're better than everyone. You might be 0-4 but if you keep going for 1v1 you're guaranteed a kill eventually. Right?

Blame the jungler - It's clear that if you're 1v1 did not go well it's the jungler's fault. Make sure to blame him and get him reported at the end of the game.

8 Comments

AramsAreBest8/9/2016, 10:10:56 PM1 votes

Sounds like someone is having a fit.

obsesse8/9/2016, 10:26:53 PM1 votes

Your sarcastic suggestion to play off-meta picks ironically assumes that meta-picks are also the best choices for every player.

How to whine: See above.

archerno18/9/2016, 10:40:34 PM1 votes

First 4 parts were funny, then it got stupid