Y U NO BASE (Chem joke, LAUGH!)

Frost Hellfire·10/30/2015, 4:13:50 AM·1 votes·305 views

Get it? You're not a base because you're acidic? Acidic - Toxic. pH below 7 is acidic, and I'm gonna talk about lower levels? Get it? Yeah, pretty sure you get it.

Sometimes I complain about people when I have bad games, as everyone does. When that happens, one of the solutions that I get a lot is "Go Smurf." I never thought that "smurfing" had any purpose, though I have done it before. (If you can call a crappy Silver V player a 'smurf') So today I thought I would give it a try once again. Oh boy. I had completely forgotten how much of a hell lower levels can be.

So I decided to play with a friend who is in level 19 but is completely bad at the game. And I mean... Garen item 3031 item 3031 item 3031 item 3031 item 3031 item 3031 <----This bad Yeah, you can say LvL 19 isn't a really low level, but it was for me. So anyway, we started the Q (Draft pick) and it was at that moment I knew, I f*cked up. Everyone in the lobby started calling positions COMPLETELY ignoring the pick order and flaming at everyone who complained about it. There were two guys in specific who started cursing at each other and then laughed it off. at first I thought it was a duo having fun. Then I realized it was a very crappy duo flaming at everyone who crossed their paths. We started off the game and I went mid with my main Zed #NoSkin and as soon as I got in lane, Mundo (One of the trash talkers.) started insulting Warwick, our jungler for being "ugly." I didn't mind at first, and I don't think Warwick cared either, so it was all good. Later on, Lucian, the second trash talker, started feeding his ass off bottom lane. I don't mean a 1/4 type of feeding, the dude literally went 0/14/x by the end of the game. Back to my point. After my team being practically 3 people. (Me, Braum and Mundo were the only ones actually doing anything.) I said in all chat. "/all I love my team :]" then, Mundo started cursing at me in the team chat and then him and Lucian started asking the enemy team to report me for bullying my teammates when Mundo had been the entire game insulting Warwick and the enemy team. We lost that match badly.

So I thought nothing of it at first and went to take a nap. (Not relevant, but I don't have a life so I'll just tell my story.) I wouldn't be surprised I actually got reported at the end of the game for unknown reasons. I woke up because a friend of mine asked me to play LoL with him in Latin America North, in which I used to play a lot. I didn't think about the hell that was about to come. So I joined in my LvL 19 account on LAN and started a game with my friend. Since I didn't have many champions, I picked Warwick for the only role available, Jungle. My teammates started raging and telling me it was game over if I picked him. (Still have no idea why.) We started the game and, as usual, the low level LAN players didn't know what a leash was. (AT LVL 19 MIND YOU) So I had to start at wolves and go up slowly from there because I didn't want to take too much damage from other larger monsters. The game went on and I had problems with the enemy Diana jungle who was a pain in my a- jungle. I did horrible in the first 10 minutes, but then started getting fed, my items and just wrecking everything. The Kindred adc flamed me for taking all his kills when I literally had killed one of the enemy bottom laners. So I politely told him to stop feeding instead. ("Baby, stop feeding and then you can flame me." to the 1/6/3 Kindred.) he then challenged me to a 1v1 (XD?) and after 25 minutes or so, I had carried the game with 27/8/x.

What do I mean by all of this you ask? Well, I wanted to show you guys how bases and acids are different because ya know, why not? Nah, seriously though, this is why most people quit League in low levels. The amount of toxicity is just out the roof, and I'm really surprised Riot hasn't done anything about it. (Yeah, I know it's easier said than done.) But anyway, now that I'm done with all of this nonsense, I encourage you to be the best player you can.

Than you all for reading this. Good luck in the Rift and have an amazing day ahead of you.

SideNote : Don't hate and Don'tnate.

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