Story time, the beta jungler

So, I had a normal game.

Our jungler picked a really weak pic. http://cdn3.list25.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/16.jpg

But that's ok, nobody gona flame for just your pick right? And the game starts, the he goes in a random brush and sits there afk. The enemy team prepares to invade and about to engage on the unsuspecting afk jungler. http://orig12.deviantart.net/3dbc/f/2014/092/5/3/53d9c8f766a3ed2c5accff836946ea30-d7crimg.jpg But the support pressed Q on the enemy team and they backed down.

So, that was great, the first 2 minutes were great :D

Oh, but the minute 3 was fun. The enemy amumu was lonely and he wanted a hug. https://i.ytimg.com/vi/rzHML85i6-s/hqdefault.jpg So, he invaded my jungler. Ofc, the dude dies while desperately pinging "assist me". And I even bothered to ping our mid laner to go to help (which reacted after 10 seconds). Its ok, they got a trade kill.

And the game goes on and the game goes on......... And every lane is losing, even tho I'm roaming everywhere and killing the enemy..............................as a top laner...........and still have more farm than my enemy top laner........... 0.0 Which is fine, its a normal game where people can play their off picks and have fun right? nop.

The enemy being low go to do ocean drake. So, I ping the jungler to go dragon and write for him to go. Obviously, I got TP ready............. And he doesn't. He goes "I'm not going in". I'm explaining "I'm 9/1, I got tp" Now he brags about his 1/5/1 score.

Ok, later. A fight happens bot. My team manages to disengage and keeps pinging noct to go back. They even tell him in chat to go back. What does the jungler do? Go in.... ofc...... in a 1v3 vs the enemies that actually won their lane.

Impossible to win when your team is suffering from autism.

When you got 1 strong pillar, you play around that pillar. You don't get together with the other weak team mates and then force a fight vs the stronger enemy team. That's like you banging your head on the wall. And realizing it hurts..........so, you bang it harder.

Afterwards, he kept farming lanes (mid/bot) even if objectives like baron, or his camps were alive. Ofc, he didn't give a fuck anymore. So, please, when you are a jungler, stay hidden' Farming lanes is not your job, especially when the enemy could just go for other objectives on the other side of the map. Like baron or dragon when you as a jungler farm bot/top.

And yes, I took this thread to insult the jungler that game. My favorite part of it was tho: He ults the enemy mid,oriana, and misses his point blank Q. He does a good job dodging her ult using his W (spell shield)........ then dies. What do you think the darkness boy said at this point? Oriana OP? My bad? Ups? omg, she's really feed?

nop. It was: Control your lane!!!! or something like that towards our Ahri. As if it was Ahri's fault noct dashes 2000+ units to fight the feed enemy mid and then died in a 1v1 as an underfeed assassin that missed his point blank skill shot hahahahahaha