Church of the Gromp

Hello, I am G4m3r25 from Oceania, and I am one of the many messengers of the Gromp. I am here to promote the Church of our Great Lord the Gromp, and we are all only messengers, as nobody is any higher than this in the Gromp's eyes. The Gromp is the most holy and pure of all beings, because he has 2 outstanding qualities:

1. He is the sexiest creature in the whole of the Rift.
2. He is the most powerful monster, I mean God, on the Rift. Even the Sentinel and the Brambleback need minions to protect them. The Gromp is the only sole leader of a church.

So join our church today! And be in awe of our Great Lord the Gromp!