People are dumb and I nit pick

Salty: an allusion to 'sailor's tongue', meaning coarse language as the sailors spoke while at sea. Think trailer park boys and less mean-spirited. People are dumb when they think "Way to get caught out in the river at 5:00 you foolish jungler" means coarse language.

WP: 'well played'; this is stated when the subject plays well, NOT, I REPEAT, NOT, when the subject plays poorly. If I received a dollar every time somebody mindlessly said WP to someone who didn't deserve it, I would be rich. In my opinion, I feel that people enjoy stroking their own egos by gracing themselves with the status of having beaten somebody who played well.

GL HF :) : 'good luck and have fun'; say this before an unranked game when the notion of enjoying oneself overshadows the discomfort of losing and you sincerely wish everybody has fun. DO NOT say this in the pre-game of a ranked unless you simply want attention.

"First time " in all chat: NOBODY CARES.

"We need to group or GG": People group for good reasons sometimes; a few off of the top of my head per se would be to force an objective such as dragon or tower, to avoid having team members caught out, and to win team fights as a singular unstoppable force. That being presented, there are also many situations where grouping is no good. Any bad player can spam "group or GG".

"No JG gank REPORT": The jungler can't be in 3 lanes at once.

"Yi / Kat OP": Ever heard of appropriately timed CC? Also, I suck at both of these champs, and gosh darn it, it's difficult to dodge an ability with master yi's alpha strike IMO.

I didn't record my ideas in a previous stage to this, so I am simply writing from whatever passes through my mind. This being considered, I don't have anything else that comes to mind except this:

Don't que for a ranked whatsoever if you are unable to play any lane, and if you consider lag to be a mundane occurrence, test your shit out in a custom game or unranked prior to the que.