So I played a game against Ahri top the other day

Jet Sett··25 votes·1,624 views

So the other day I was playing Ryze top against an Ahri, I walk into lane and Ahri starts spamming her joke and dance. Now, most people that do this are one of two things; Nice, or a dick. But I noticed while I was last-hitting that Ahri hadn't intentionally hit me once, only when hitting a line of minions I walked into to by mistake. Eventually I could tell Ahri didn't want to fight me and just have a peaceful lane instead, so I spam dance and whatnot as well while cs-ing.

After 3 minutes though, Diana comes and ganks me along with Ahri, betraying my trust, so when I came back into lane I explicitly pushed her under turret. She says "It doesn't have to be like this" She pushes back while I go ward and promises there will be no more ganks coming and while saying this goes under my turret to give me a kill so to say she is sorry. I trusted Ahri enough that I didn't even take it, which confused her for a moment until I explained it. We go on to have a nice, calm, farm filled lane where no one ganks, I even warn her to stay out of my E range when I hit the minions.

The teams are going at it mid lane, in fact it seems my team is having a bit of trouble, but me and Ahri are just steady farming and enjoying ourselves top lane, my team wins the next team fight so I don't even feel a little guilty. Our Maokai says "well at least top is having fun" Someone from the enemy team warns me Diana is coming to gank "I believe it was the Illaoi" and after a few minutes me and Ahri decide we should be leaving soon.

After the next cannon wave (It was mostly so I could finish two items instead of just one when I went back) we promise to group and fight each other like we were genuine enemies. Well farmed and having some damage I was able to turn a lot of our fights around, eventually getting a very high score, and as the game went on we were getting closer and closer to wreaking havoc on the team fights. (Unrelated, I saved the Maokai support with my ultimate by tping us away from Illaoi and Kindred, it was fun and I felt great. Supporting the support is fun)

As the game drew near however, the enemy team decided they were going to report me and Ahri for "assisting enemy team" because of how we played in top. Both Illaoi and Kindred are saying what we did was reportable, and their Zilean support said "online games have rules to follow" My team defended us, but I feel it could have easily been on the other foot if we had gotten the raw deal of a free farm lane. Illaoi was the one who warned me about Diana, but here at the end they've become incredibly salty and toxic because of the outcome, and I can understand that, but no one on either team said anything meaning if anyone ACTUALLY thought this was going to cause a poor experience, or genuinely thought it was breaking the rules they would have said something, but they only cared when it meant they were losing.

TL;DR Me and Ahri free farmed top and had a nice time, after awhile we grouped with our teams and promised to fight each other normally, enemy team doesn't mind free farm and even helps me avoid gank, but then turns on me and Ahri when they start losing and says they'll report for "assisting enemy team" And if this is what counts as a reportable offense then it seems the community's toxicity isn't all on it's own shoulders because moments like this in League make me remember why I love it so much, and getting punished for moments like these is just terrible. I hope no one can get reported for this.

21 Comments

rtbf7610927116 votes

If this is against terms of service, locking in nasus should permanently ban a player instantly

Jet Sett3 votes

I have a friend who mains Nasus, he's hell to lane against the way his runes are set up.

Ruin Lance15 votes

normals: who cares, have fun as long as you aren't trolling (which you weren't in this case, assuming what you say is true) ranked: definitely report-worthy

dragon1xx12 votes

MFW I read the first half: Top lane be doing stuff....... MFW I finished: What a bunch of dicks.

Jet Sett3 votes

I didn't realize people were so willing to blame nice teammates like that, I did well but I didn't carry, and they should've said something if they didn't like the idea so much.

ThirteenJesters6 votes

Idk why people can't have fun with this game. If it was just normals and people actually reported you I feel bad for them.

Before the assholes though it sounded fun. I love it when people just like to screw around. A few days ago my team was just getting absolutely destroyed, they had all inhibs and it was only a matter of time before we lost. But instead of winning or camping our spawn we had a nice 2 minute dance party, that was interrupted half way through when Taliyah said "leave room for jesus" and used her wall between the 2 teams.

Jet Sett2 votes

I tell you it was some of the nicest moments of League I've had in awhile.

Darkslayer851 votes

Leave room for jesus lmao

Lirik3 votes

you want to know why people can't have fun with this game ? 2 major things did this 1: league is now in a police state where alot of players already been punished and nothing they could do about it, most of them think they have been punished for no reason whatsoever (saying bad words, goofying around) so now theses peoples just want to make other players taste the riot police so they report as much as they can witch is a bad thing and prove how much flaws in the system.

2: league is not the same game as is used to be and thats a big big downer for alot of veterans, so they have the feeling someone or something took thier favorite game away from them and wanna make everyone pay for it, i cant blame them league as become so carebear and way too much dmg over the board as way way too much champ with movement skills (if you played league back in 2009 - 2010 - 2011 you know how fun it was back then.

Arhkadian5 votes

thats what happens when you trust Ahri lol

cope moment3 votes

people on league can be friendly but graves can't have a cigar?????????????????????????????!!?!?!!?!11!!1?1!/1/1!/!/!

Only Play Darius2 votes

What matters is if it was in ranked

Jet Sett1 votes

I understand if it's ranked because most people know Ryze scales very well into late, but it was just some fun normals and they didn't have an issue til they started losing, they were even helping me until it bit them in the behind.

ChaosThief2 votes

Please tell me you added the ahri. She seemed like a nice person.

GrReaper962 votes

That was a weird story. Cool but kinda weird.

Jet Sett1 votes

I'm terrible at telling long stories and getting all the details in, I'm surprised anyone here hasn't scolded me yet.

GrReaper961 votes

Oh no it wasn't bad in fact quite interesting. Just a weird event overall.

ByakuyaTwerkami2 votes

I love chill lanes like this. I remember when Team Builder was still a thing and me and my lane opponent both picked Nasus top. The very start of the game we agree to just let each other farm and whoever gets the most stacks wins, (he won.) but man if that wasn't the most relaxing game I played. We just talked about our day and our favorite champions. Wish I added him.

ZT Xperimentor1 votes

A nice reminder of games long past, and an unfortunate sign of where the game is going . . .

Sagan Forever1 votes

This is my dream game, every once in awhile I think why can I not just farm for 5 minutes and relax. Plus reporting a hyper carry for wanting to farm sounds strange... This would be strange if a renekton made this kind of pact, but two mages where you want some items makes sense. Do not worry mate they just salty.

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