Calling all trolls, serious question for all of you

Looking for anyone who trolls avidly in game, this includes: -anyone instalocking for lanes that have already been taken -anyone waiting until 2 seconds for the game to begin in champ select and then leaving -anyone who runs face first into enemy towers over and over and over again on purpose from the second the game begins until the second it ends. -anyone who decides to run around in circles around the nexus all game for any number of reasons ranging from the jungler taking some of your creeps to my mom being a %%%%%%.

My honest, completely serious question to you guys is why? what is it about this game in particular that drives you to do the things that you do? is it fun or enjoyable for you to do these things? seriously though, what is it that makes you guys decide to do all these different things in game, and I'm sure you're doing it in more than just one game so what is it that makes you come back time and time again??? This concept is mind boggeling to me, someone please teach me :)