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how do i get 4 r%%%%%s to listen to me?

177A Bleecker St·4/25/2017, 9:00:41 PM·3 votes·1,109 views

so i did an ok job of carry myself to get to promos for gold with lucian and when i hit promos, all of a sudden it gives me my off role (im a one trick lucian sooooooo), it gives me people who have 0 wins in ranked, people refuse to listen to my calls and then they make the wrong decision.

its like if i cant 1v5 carry i deserve to be with shitters?

im not the fucking best player of all time, but every game im consistently doing better then everyone else on my team, im winning lane and when i dont win lane, i dont feed. i farm to catch up. even when i have to jungle im ganking lanes, getting ahead, and then we still lose.

people get caught way to much, and thats when the game turns and there is nothing i can do about it. every roles it happens, when i go top i get camped and or my bot lane feeds, when i jungle i get lanes and myself ahead but we lose, i suck at mid lane, i go adc i get dove on by there team while mine fucking jerks itself off.

will i just eventually get carried to the place i should be if i get lucky team mates? i mean i have a guy who had 0 wins in ranked vs someone with 80 games on riven, how do you think that went

the game is fucking dumb, i dont even care about the rank i just want to play with people that are as good as me so i dont have to constantly be typing and telling them what to do so they dont kill them selves, and even when i spam ping baron they group bot and the other team gets baron and runs it down mid

sorry, just kinda tilted at this fucking game, hope you enjoyed my rant and as always please downvote, thanks

heres my op.gg if you give a shit

https://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=dive+on+ln

10 Comments

MissingKayo4/25/2017, 9:02:53 PM4 votes

"how do i get 4 retards to listen to me?"

By not calling your teammates retards in the first place.

D3m37r14/25/2017, 9:07:30 PM1 votes

People are more likely to listen to you if you are nice to them. Even if you have to fake it, do it for the lp.

Zeref4/25/2017, 9:28:19 PM1 votes

For starters, don't call them retards.

Master at least two champs each on two roles (4 total) so you can always have something to fall back to when your main is banned/picked. Chances are, you are matched with people around your skill level and it helps not to patronize them when they are doing bad. One look at your match history tells me that you are not consistently doing better than everyone else on your team. You have bad games just like everyone else and sometimes have to get carried as well, regardless of whether you like it or not.

Learn how to work with your team towards objectives in a positive manner. If you have a lead, manage on keeping that lead going and steady. Take dragons, turrets, baron. Force ** teamfights** you know you can win. Be extra cautious when you are fed; this means avoid trying to 1v2. The main way a losing team can get back into the game is by capitalizing on the mistakes you make and getting your shutdown gold consistently.

And lastly, you just need to accept the fact that you can't win them all, no matter how good you may think you are. I know it sounds trite but really, remembering that has helped me keep a level head when playing even during a losing streak.

FioraWillCarry4/25/2017, 9:42:56 PM1 votes

"how do i get 4 retards to listen to me?"

Here's an upvote for the best thread title I've ever seen. I genuinely had a good laugh. Thanks mate.