Relationship Advice

Well i'm finally back from my two week ban. Don't worry internet I haven't changed. But since I have a 35 game chat and 12 game ranked bans on top of all that I will share some relationship advice with you... until my inevitable forum ban...

You have all (if you're not 5 years old) heard the saying "Why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free" at some point in your life. If you are not sure what it means it relates typically to men who won't commit to a woman because she is already having sex without you needing to marry her.

Now that we understand what the saying means let's understand it better! First of all you should at least get some milk sample any time you are considering buying a new cow. Otherwise how will you know if that cow produces milk? But the real problem lies in the post purchase situation. After you purchase said cow and have your milk'n'honeymoon... You now have to pay for milk? How does that make sense? You own the cow you should just be able to take the milk...

PS: If you think this is serious, you are as stupid as you think it is serious (It means you are very stupid).