How many kinds of salt are in league of legends?

The Mimeoplasm·2/27/2016, 6:16:58 AM·4 votes·963 views

Ok, so lets start it off with a few kinds that came to mind right away...

What do you get when you get killed by Fizz? Sea Salt.

What do you get when your team gets killed by malphite ult? Rock Salt.

What do you get when you kill someone in a 5 man gank and they give some kind of passive aggressive comment like "well ok" Lightly Salted.

What do you get when you kill someone and they rage in all chat? Salt and Vinegar.

What do you get when you get killed by Vi for the 9th time in a row? Salt and Battery.

9 Comments

Arcade Andrew2/27/2016, 6:18:51 AM1 votes

There are 42 types of salt

Whut Thuh 2/27/2016, 6:41:58 AM1 votes

usually people dont bother to combine chlorine and sodium to make salt and tell me to inhale chlorine

lol jk

skatcat2/27/2016, 3:59:50 PM1 votes

What do you get when you lose your duo lane to a solo lane? Him-a-lanin salt

The Mimeoplasm2/28/2016, 5:14:13 AM1 votes

What are you doing when you camp a Zyra so hard she can't even lay down her plants? Sowing Salt

skatcat2/28/2016, 7:03:05 AM1 votes

What type of salt do you get when you destroy an Annie? Minor A-salt

What type of salt do you get when you win a lane but lose the game? A salted stake

What type of salt do you get from your enemies when you have lots of stuns? Salt Crystals

Äshes on Wool2/28/2016, 7:13:28 AM1 votes

Fizz is already used to salt.

He lives in the SEA.

The Mimeoplasm2/28/2016, 8:12:31 AM1 votes

What should you do when you are being camped by a nocturne? Throw some Salt

AngelFrost002/28/2016, 8:14:09 AM1 votes

Error, files investigated over 9000 different types of salt.