Riot is turning me into pre-ban Tyler1

The past week I finally get the time to play my favorite game, League of Yorick. Unfortunately, Riots matchmaking system has given me a endless slew of drunks, ragers, boosted accounts, and general incompetents on my team. Every game I get placed with these people and my team (including my fleeting positive attitude) gets dunked into the dumpster so hard that D-man himself would be jealous. This isn't "Oh my teammates are trash and I can't carry them", these are all normal games. I want to play Yorick and have fun, I don't want to play Renekton and be the tryhard hard carry guy in a normals game. However, it's gotten to the point that i'm getting placed with people that are no where near my skill bracket AT ALL and it's every, single, game. I want to be positive but even I can't contain my inner IWD when my entire team has a .33 KDA ratio and are doing to the same &%$# over and over again and flaming me.

In my last game I completely lost it, my team is at this point making me borderline insane at this point and the enemy team has destroyed all of our inhibit. The enemy ADC Draven asks us "How are the minions going?" as their minions swam our base, I respond: "I couldn't tell, they look like my team". The enemy team gets a good chuckle out of that and my team is still crying and raging like 11 year old COD kids who just got told by their parents that they are taking their Xbox. A few minutes the game ends (take a guess who won) and I type this in the post game lobby "Call the San-Diego zoo, I think I found their missing Chimpanzees". At this point the enemy team is crying and all my teammates have disconnected at this point. I am currently typing this post with 3 friend requests from the enemy team and praying to the Flying Spaghetti monster so he may grant me teammates that I can work with and are at my skill level (slightly more intelligent then a Frog).