what my build says

PaladinNeph·8/17/2014, 2:06:36 PM·5 votes·942 views

I play ARAM a lot, and I thought what my item choices when I get an ADC were humorous.

item 3004 : one or more of my abilities kicks ass, and I’m going to spam it all game long.

item 3004item 3035 item 3142 : no, you don’t understand, I REALLY love this ability. it's like Varus andSivir had a baby and named it "pwnage"

item 3153 item 3035 : fuck your tank.

item 3153item 3035 item 3085 : fuck your tank, and the two tanks standing next to him

item 3031 item 3185 item 3142 : you bitches forgot to buy armor

item 3153 item 3181 item 3085 : our tank is useless

item 3071 item 3085 : my team is all AD, and nobody bought armor pen.

item 3156 : that Ziggs is getting annoying.

item 3139 : that Veigar is getting annoying

item 3156 item 3139 : no, seriously, stahp.

item 3085 : we are so fucked. I’m just going to hang back and try to get some assist gold. no fuck this. I am so done.

6 Comments

cshakes8/17/2014, 2:34:39 PM2 votes

What, no item 3508 for the Pwnage ability? 80AD and an additional 10% CDR... Delicious.

On a side note, now I kind of want to read a fic where Sivir and Varus have a baby.

Deep Terror Nami8/17/2014, 5:29:48 PM2 votes

item 3290 : I know you thought you were clever, all 5 of you in that bush, but you aren't.

EMOFRATPARTY8/17/2014, 4:48:53 PM1 votes

item 3508 item 3031 item 3142 : Did you think I was kidding? Enjoy the proc!

PaladinNeph8/18/2014, 11:40:23 AM1 votes

by the way: I seriously do this. here's me rocking "pwnage ability" on Ashe