No Mistakes, Just Happy Accidents 2

Previously on NM, JHA

Sprawled out before the remains of his once great friend, Brambleback, Shaco began to question his life's choices.

Was it his No Ragrats tattoo he had gotten in his teen years after losing a bet with Nocturne? Was it marathoning Firefly in one day on netflix without prior knowledge of the series? Could it have been leaving his only friend on myspace, Tom, behind only to peruse Okcupid in search of someone who would understand him?

He struggled to find an answer and decided it would be best to track down Maokai.

"Come out, come out, wherever you are." a young girl cried in the distance.

Shaco placed a trap and dove into the now vacant bushes to see who was approaching. Maokai had returned.

"I left him right here like you told me boss" Maokai ented.

He then saw that Maokai had brought over Annie "Fire Crotch" Jones and Teemo "Two-Times" Savino, presumably to finish him off.

"Theres nothing here" Annie whined "Now who's gonna play with Tibbers?"

"Burárum" Maokai muttered in disgust before searching where he left Shaco. He then looked around and shouted at the trees. "You should not defy nature"

Teemo snorted, "Why dont you make like a tree and shut the fuck up"

It was then, amongst their rambling that Shaco remembered something of vital importance.

He had left his breakfast quesadillas on the stove without turning it off.

Will he make it back home in time to prevent his breakfast from burning? Will M.D. Kenned finally approve of Tarics sex change operation? Will Bulma realize Vegeta has racked up extensive debt over his intense gambling addiction caused by his sons Saiyan progression at a mere 8 years old?

Find out next time on whatever.