The Zone Control Demon

I have a question. How do you like to play Teemo? I'm not asking what is the absolute most effective way to play Teemo, but more along the lines of what makes you chuckle with a murderous grin when playing Teemo? I'll tell you how I play him.

Basically, if I'm trying to have fun, I try to be the most zone control son of a bitch that I can be. Assuming that I go even or win top lane, I push their tier 1 tower down as fast as feasibly possible. After that the plan goes into effect. Simply put, the plan is to invade their top side jungle, which I just call Quadrant 1 (I have no idea why, it was just really funny one game and I had my friends in tears). I put shrooms in all of the travel locations, pretty much in the center of the path. I make sure to space them out enough so that the millisecond the slow and damage from the first shroom goes away, they hit the next shroom in the line. After enough time has passed, the jungle basically becomes yours. If they try to go in and take a jungle camp, the least amount of shrooms they can hit is two. And of course you'll be sitting invisible in some random location in the jungle just waiting, grinning and laughing like a demented demon.

Meanwhile, whilst you're being the devil in their top side jungle, you should easily be able to take their tier two tower given you've somewhat won lane. Then it's just a matter of splitting your time between being Satan and applying just the right amount of pressure top lane to force their team to send someone after you. And of course the moment you see any enemy champion, you just run back into their, I mean your, jungle. And when they leave, rinse and repeat.

I have never laughed so hard whilst playing a champion in league. Of course there are times when this won't work. I wouldn't do this in ranked because it involves a lot of you doing nothing to help the team at times. If your other lanes are losing it will be hard to get enough shrooms up in time. If you've lost lane, even slightly, it may be hard for you to effectively camp their jungle. It will take a bit of practice and varying builds to see what works. I'm still working on it myself but I guarantee the game you pull it off, you'll die of laughter.