Just Had the Strangest Game Ever....
So I'm playing as Shyvanna top, with a Varus mid, Ashe/Alistar bot, and a Kha'zix jungle. We were on the red side of the map. Kha'zix checked the enemy team's blue (they were there) and proceeded to rotate down to their red camp to invade. He asked for assistance from bot lane, but they said no because they didn't feel safe invading. Kha said "i'm just going to take cs from your lane then" and spent the first minute or so of the game at bot lane, taking farm.
So, Ashe came to top.
I was against a Garen, so my laning wasn't too hard and we were both sort of passive farming. When Ashe came top, I got sort of irritated and told her to leave since she was taking my XP. After a few minutes, she still didn't leave so I went to bot lane where Alistar was alone. I immediately got a double kill. Then, we took a tower and drag.
All of a sudden, everyone got fed. I got 7 kills and 0 deaths, Varus was 8/0, Kha got a bunch of kills, and Ashe even got a few. We actually began working as a team instead of being pissy towards each other! I helped Ashe get a few kills, leashed her with red, and she ended up getting even more kills. The enemy team started giving up and dancing at Baron, and the whole game turned upside down and we were having tons of fun.
Moral of the story is, kill 'em with kindness. It might just surprise you with how quickly the other team will surrender.
~ jnxwolfie