To Riot.
Thank you Riot for making this game, and champions who are quite insane, and although the community will rage and hate, when the servers are down I will wait.
To the rioters who create champions a many, and for that rp that takes my twenty, to the many rioters that patrol this forum, and all those who make sure we are never filled with boredom.
To all the rioters who crush the haters, and all those who are the creators, to the many who are never given credit, and to those who spend way too much time on reddit.
To all the rioters who get the blame, and even that guy who made teemo even though it was not the aim, because whether we like it or not, teemo means a lot.
For who could hate this little guy, who runs around and blinds your eye, who all he wants is plant a shroom, but is met with a certain doom.
But anyway let us get back on track, thank you rioters for this or that, for when I lay this game, every rioter gets a cookie the same.
And so as my amateur poetry ends, let us make amends, to those who run this game, every rioter is not to blame.
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