To Riot.

PentaWatt·8/31/2014, 2:20:50 PM·5 votes·854 views

Thank you Riot for making this game, and champions who are quite insane, and although the community will rage and hate, when the servers are down I will wait.

To the rioters who create champions a many, and for that rp that takes my twenty, to the many rioters that patrol this forum, and all those who make sure we are never filled with boredom.

To all the rioters who crush the haters, and all those who are the creators, to the many who are never given credit, and to those who spend way too much time on reddit.

To all the rioters who get the blame, and even that guy who made teemo even though it was not the aim, because whether we like it or not, teemo means a lot.

For who could hate this little guy, who runs around and blinds your eye, who all he wants is plant a shroom, but is met with a certain doom.

But anyway let us get back on track, thank you rioters for this or that, for when I lay this game, every rioter gets a cookie the same.

And so as my amateur poetry ends, let us make amends, to those who run this game, every rioter is not to blame.

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DocRedgrave8/31/2014, 2:32:22 PM2 votes

Heimerdinger "Brilliant! Simply brilliant!" says Heimerdinger

Ryze Above Them8/31/2014, 2:58:28 PM2 votes

To Lyte: Thank you for the Tribunal!

When summoners rift has turned a deathly red By the blood of champions that have been shed It calls and beckons the evil named Rage When those that are infected by a phage

Into the world they will come By melding their souls, they'll be one They're the harbinger of nations The destroyer of lives The siblings of chaos The Rulers of lies

The light will abade when the darkness stains The good shall fade, and the evil shall reign Evil takes place at the heart and mind In a terrible ritual that alters and binds

The mind of the person is never free Free of the sanity that ceases to be Insanity rules and evil beckons With anger and rage used as its weapons

The end of valoran is nigh on hand Its time for the summoners to make their stand Against the evils that plaques their midst The toxic wastes that wash adrift This infectious breed of malice and hate With fury and poison as their only trait

This toxin spreads from game to game Infecting others who are quite the same Anger and rage is their final gift to bestow upon the land, known as summoners rift.

But there is a function, a way to fight This terrible evil, this massive blight That hurts valoran, and infects the land Its time for us summoners to take our stand

Report the player, the tribunal will come to judge the creature, to let their will be done Though it may seem that the tribunal is bad The idea is good, there is justice to be had

So maybe they'll listen, and maybe they'll change For no matter what happens, hope remains. The Tribunal exists for one purpose and aim To remove toxic players from this wonderful game