Dear Rito

Thank you Thank you for the awesome game you have created and i watch become a part of my life. Thanks for supporting the kickass communtiy and all their creations (mostly the animations). Thank you for the cool champions and skins.

ok enough of that shit FUCK YOU

Now to explain Cass has been screwed royally with her passive and her w changes. And all i can hear is these voices saying build a banshess or qss or zhonyas and you will be fine NO FUCK THAT SHIT you get cced you fucking die and nothing in the whole fucking item list can help you NO BOOTS NO TENACITY NO LIVING Her w i can maybe work around with ryalis but that poison shit dont help cause it doesn't help against dashes notably fucking Ahris but im chalk that to either a bug or some pure fresh bullshit . She has no fucking escapes and is just a fucking worm waiting for the birds of cc and high dmg to fuck her good SHE HAS A SLOWS THOUGH hhahahahahhahahaha enemy doesn't give a fuck about being slowed and charges right towards you while you have to stop every .2 seconds just to attempt to heal with your e and use the q to 'BOOST' her ass away from danger YOU HAVE YOUR ULT USE IT fucking tried it people laughed and fucked me good. 2 fucking skins gone to waste amazing now i have to put her in my never play box alongside Fiora (Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to add a fucking aoe heal on a Bruiser she can fucking support now and nobody even cares)

**Hey Rito i have a great Idea MAKE A FUCKING AP QSS ITEM and dont you fucking dare say Zhonyas is that item cause all that item is ever good for is HOPE. HOPE THAT SOMEONE CAN SAVE YOU BEFORE YOU DIE, HOPE THAT WHOEVER IS SPANKING YOUR ASS FOCUS SOMEONE ELSE, HOPE THAT YOU CAN BURST THAT MOTHERFUCKING TEEMO DOWN BEFORE HE DOES THAT FUCKING LAUGH AGAIN, HOPE THAT YOU DIDNT WASTE A PERFECTLY GOOD CD JUST TO BE FUCKING CCED AGAIN, HOPE THAT SOMEONE ON YOUR TEAM STOPS FOCUSING THE DAMN TANK AND PEEL THAT FUCKING ADC OR APC OFF YOUR ASS IN TIME ** Now spellvamp. I love that item mostly on the burst mages and people who did sustain dmg like Swain or Mumu HELL I mostly built it on Lissandra so that if i ulted someone i didn't feel too bad about missing out on a heal and if ulted myself i was more confident in surving team fights but now I CANT DO THAT SHIT NO MORE build a gunblade people say that shit only works for everyone who can actually tie in a autoattck in their rotation (Annie) or have nothing to do but auto attack while waiting for cds like Morg or pick any fucking tank who can build it as their third item and fill like a real tank doing small dmg healing for small dmg but being able to actually do 1v1 or team fight and lasting longer then the other tank who went pure Meatshield. Now i hear someone saying something about the and the heal from that isnt bad nor is it anything worth talking about cause its fucking sustain in lane after you have murdered someone in lane or after you just got ganked and you are confident enough to stay in lane without dying . I hear some more voices saying but they didn't completely remove spellvamp what about runes and masteries? BITCH YOU CAN ONLY GET 6% SPELLVAMP FROM RUNES AND 2% FROM MASTERIES WHICH MID GAME DONT MEAN A FUCKING THING. Well the only reason the old spellvamp was bought was for Akali and Vlad (mains and regulars) THEY WILL BUILD IT CAUSE OF HOW FUCKING GREAT IT IS WITH THEIR KIT. We just wanted something that was on equal terms with lifesteal SPOILER ALERT THAT SHIT ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN TILL YOU MAKE SPELLS OF ANY KIND CRIT FOR 250% DMG fuck your logic

Old Zekes was a favorite item of mine Dont get me wrong current is amazing on ap supports Key note here is AP support a squishy ass ap support loves having this item HELL i like building this item on the few very few tanks supports who would make use of the ap but i digress the old zekes was a way for a tank support to be able to help her/his partner sustain in the lane espcially when they didnt have no fucking heals AND NOOO DOESNT COUNT WITH THAT WEAK ASS HEAL im looking at who has all the peel in the world but isnt spammable like sona or nami heals and while you and your adc is just having the tip pushed at you the whole fucking time and constantly backing jsut so you wont feed your turret is fucking being torn apart. Im not saying that old Zekes will fix bot lane problems and hell it might be a little op with lifesteal aura but Goddess damn you it did its job and carried its use well into late game

now onto Ranked games a few weeks ago i made it into b1 had about 5 or 6 games left before i left hell first few games was mixed results i didn't have any issues THEN ALL FUCKERY BROKE LOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING FEEDING THEN AFKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE HAD TO EAT PEOPLE HAD TO GO TO WORK PEOPLE HAD THEIR FUCKING MOTHERS TELLING THEM TO GET OFF PEOPLE FUCKING HAD TO GO TO SLEEP PEOPLE HAD SHIT THEY WANTED TO DO AND DECIDED TO PLAY FUCKING RANKED GAMES dont get me wrong i had teams where we won 4v5 after a full fucking hour . If we had no chance of winning with the afk still gone people would rage i get that i raged internally HELL sometimes i fucking muted everyone and prayed we still won shit didn't happen about this time i was in b2 and getting dragged down faster then a hooker at a football party and i thought to myself maybe if i mute everyone i will be able to still win my lane and then be able to help other lanes SHIT DIDN'T WORK FUCKING BOT WOULD FEED THEN THE ADC AFKS OR TOP WILL FEED AND JGLE AFKS OR MID WILL JUST FEED AND EVENTUALLY SOMEONE FUCKING AFKS YOU HAVE MOTHERFUCKING NEEBS RUNNING AROUND LIKE THEIR HEADS CUT OFF CHASING KILLS LIKE POOR PEOPLE CHASING FOOD PROGRAMS IGNORING OBJECTIVES ALL FUCKING TOGETHER. I used to think people would let the other team win on perpose just for shits and giggles or because they had 2 pcs ( and 2 accounts) super boosting their main to higher rank ( i admit i was in denial at that point) I think i rember seeing a video by Pawnce or Redmercy (someone on Youtube ) talking about old League Fans perma quitting and i fucking see why cause this shit doesn't happen in ranked games its real in normals also.

**EITHER ALLOW US TO THROW THE USELESS ASS AFK CHAMP TO BARON FOR A FUCKING BUFF OR STOP MAKING SKINS TO HAVE TIME TO IMPLENT A BOT SYSTEM THAT ALLOWS US TO KEEP HAVING A 5V5 MATCH otherwise until you can come up with a plan fucking perma ban these assholes from ranked games. I do understand sometimes that the client crashes or pc crashes but these motherfucking pieces of shits leave and have no intention of rejoining the match BAN THAT MOTHERFUCKER BAN THAT MOTHERFUCKER THAT INSTANT **

i feel slightly better now but i have come to the conclusion that eventually i will just stop playing League despite my love for the champs and skins and just sell my account to help pay for Dawn of War 3

tldr Fuck your reworks on Cass fuck your spellvamp removal and fuck you for not at least bringing back old Zekes as a new item fuck your ranked system for not punishing people hard enough for afking FUCK RANKED GAMES FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME HAVING AN EMOTIONAL OUTBURST OVER A GAME fuck you for making me spend money on this game fuck you for making me waste my time on ths game You may not have forced me me to do any of the above things BUT I EXPECTED LONGTERM ENJOYMENT NOT REGRET in the end this will be most likely read as a rant or an outburst but this is my insight since playing from s3 till now