Servers broken again? lets discuss

WELLLL it looks like the servers are breaking again. Since we all dont have anything to do still, lets discuss what could be causing these service outages!

1. Urgot mains are hacking the servers to protest riot
2. Graves cigar is having its revenge
3. Riot is lazy
4. Teemo
5. Donald trump again
6. Obamacare
7. Someone told Garen that the servers were hosted by filthy accursed Noxus villains
8. Illuminati
9. Too many players playing HEXAKILL
10. Hardware malfunction in server room (unlikely)

Comment your reason of why you think the servers are broken again!