(PSA)Made a list of champ variations that define you as an asshole in ranked
If you go these champions in ranked in this variation I hope you spill coke on your keyboard and stub your toe in the middle of the night AND step in the biggest fucking pile of legos this world has ever seen
List of shit that You deserve a fucking ban for
-Note this applies to the general public and not diehard champion fans - dztrbed(urgot), trick2g(udyr), etc
[LIST OF IMMUNE CHAMPIONS]
(champions that can do any roll/ do ADC or any other lane/go AP or AD)
=bard (thunderlords. Seriously, adc bard.)
=corki
=eve(noadc)
=ezreal
=fizz (noadc)
=gnar (fucking steroid W)
=gragas(noadc)
=jax(noadc)
=kayle(no adc?)
=kog
=master yi RIP
=morde? (please tell me Malicious if hes even close to a reliable adc)
=nidalee
=shaco(noadc)
=tahm(nerf this motherfucker)
=teemo
=TF(still a really bad pick..)
=varus
=xin
=yorick
Now for the list of shit that solwolf can do but you cant (seriously dont try this shit)
-ap aatrox
-ad/adc ahri
-adc akali
-adc alistar
-ad/adc amumu
-ad anivia
-ad/adc annie
-ap ashe
-ad azir
-ad/adc blitzcrank
-ad/adc brand
-ap braum/adc braum
-ap caitlyn
-ad/adc cass
-ad/adc cho
-ap darius
-ad/adc diana
-ap mundo (his cleavers dont scale with anything)
-ap draven (hurts me to say this)
-ad/adc ekko
-ad/adc elise
-ad/adc fiddlesticks
-ap fiora
-ad/adc galio
-ap gangplank
-ap garen
-ad/adc gragas
-ap graves
-ap hecarim
-ad/adc donger
-fuck illaoi
-ap irelia
-ad/adc janna
-ap jarvan
-ap jayce
-ap jinx
-ap kalista
-ad/adc karma
-ad/adc karthus
-kassadin
-ad/adc kat (hybrids fine just dont go adc)
-ap kennen
-ap kha
-ap kindred
-ad/adc leblanc
-ap lee even though it would probably work on this asshole
-ap leona/adc leona
-ad/adc liss
-ap lucian
-ad/adc lulu
-ad/adc lux
-adc malph..
-ad/adc malz
-maokai :(
-ap yi
-ap mf
-ad/adc morg
-ad/adc nami
-ap nasus (unless you are sirchez or riot brings back runeglaive)
-adc naut
-ap nocturne (really shouldnt have to point this out)
-ad/adc nunu (^)
-ap olaf
-ad/adc ori
-ap panth (fine in normals, too big of dice rolling in ranked)
-ap poppy
-ap quinn
-ap rammus/adc rammus
-ap rek
-ap renek (dont give me that shit about your ult it doesnt help that much to make it work)
-ap rengo
-ap riven (or just dont play riven that helps everyone)
-ad/adc rumble
-ad/adc ryze
-ad/adc sej
-ap shen
-ap shyv
-ad/adc singed
-ap sion
-ap sivir
-ap skarner
-ad/adc sona
-ad/adc soraka
-ad/adc swain
-ad/adc syndra
-ap talon
-gems
-ap thresh
-ap trist (works fine in normals just a bigger dice roll then ap panth)
-ap trund
-ap trynd
-ap twitch
-ap udyr
-ap urgot
-ap vayne
-ad/adc veigar
-ad/adc velkoz
-ap vi
-ad/adc viktor
-ad/adc vald
-ap voli
-ap weedwick (unless you are jung
-ap wuk0ng
-ad/adc xerath
-ap yas
-ap zac/ad zac/fuck zac
-ap zed
-ad/adc ziggs
-ad/adc zil
-ad/adc zyra
-NOTE these are all things that are most commonly done when someone has tilted harder then the titanic and decides to punish the rest of us in our ranked games. I understand normals is normals, do whatever the fuck you want in normals go fucking ap urgot doesnt matter to me. But ranked is where you try your hardest, not do some r%%%%%ed one trick pony thing or trainwreck the game because your previous one was shitty.
- -NOTE most of these champions dont belong in AP but dont belong in ADC either (wukong, darius, etc) but you can figure that out with common sense.
=complimentary tahm bitching=
my problem with this dickhead isnt hes speed its that goddamn health and most of all the fucking 30% MAX HEALTH MAGIC DAMAGE on that W makes me smash my fist on my table because he still does ~300-~500 health when im full tank