Upcoming Cinematic Scripts Leaked!

IRLRenekton·10/22/2015, 1:58:07 AM·3 votes·1,445 views

35 minutes ago in the sands of Shurima...

Darius walks up to a hooded figure over a cauldron of purple blood.

"Drink, and you will have your power again... And even more..." The figure says.

Darius takes a cup, dips it into the cauldron, looks behind him for a moment, and says.

Darius "And what, Malzahar, must I give in return?"

Malzahar lowers his hood, revealing his face and glowing purple eyes.

Malzahar "Your melee range."

Darius smirks at Malzahar as he pours the blood back into the cauldron.

Malzahar's face looks worrisome as he backs away.

Something large approaches in the shadows, and reveals himself to be Kog'maw.

KogMaw "You dare reject this gift? And all of these people, you brought them here just to watch you die?"

Darius smirks as sonic waves close in.

A hooded figure yells to those who are shooting the waves.

They hit Kog'maw who flinches slightly, but just as he does a bunch of Lee Sins fly at him yelling,

LeeSin "BIG LCS PLAYS!!!"

Kog'maw is overwhelmed as a stream of Lee Sins crash into him, pinning him to a wall.

Darius, while he has the chance, rushes over to a cage, frantically unlocking it.

He manages to do so, and a tornado emerges and hits Kog'maw, knocking him up.

Yasuo "Sorye ge ton!"

A Yasuo uses last breath to severely damage Kog'maw.

Darius jumps into the air and dunks Kog'maw, ending his life.

However, Kog'maw starts to explode and the hooded figure knocks Darius out of the way.

In the aftermath, the hooded figure goes up to a collapsed Malzahar and pulls him up.

Malzahar exclaims ,

Malzahar "You are not OP!"

The figure takes off his hood, revealing himself to be Urgot .

Urgot "Times change."

Urgot drops Malzahar and tosses to Darius his axe.

Darius turns around, raising his axe, and yells.

Darius "We will never be nerfed!"

The camera pans out to show a portal to the Riot games company.

Darius "But, we will be buffed!"


5 Minutes Ago on the deserted rocky coast of southern California

A cloaked figure levitates towards the melee rebellion camp.

Malzahar You promised buffs Darius, but brought these champs to ruin. Your men have died for nothing!

Darius My champions died with honor!

Malzahar chuckles Did they? and what about Your Father?

Malzahar throws Urgot's corrosive launcher to the ground, where it skids towards Darius' feet.

Darius Urgot... My father?

Malzahar You have lost everything

Malzahar reveals a goblet of Kog'Maw's blood.

Malzahar There is only one choice... Drink and fulfill your destiny!

Darius Your Poison would damn us all!

Darius leaps into the air, axe at hand, and lunges towards Malzahar. However, Malzahar fires tendrils from the void to incapacitate him against the rocky cliffs of california.

Malzahar Your iron will is legend. I will enjoy breaking you.

Malzahar Who will be the first to accept this gift? Power such as mine for any willing to serve!

Aatrox strides forward to Malzahar, smirking.

Darius Aatrox?

Malzahar You have seen the wise men of a thousand nations, you know what must be done.

Aatrox swipes the goblet of blood away from Malzahar's hands and gulps it down before he starts to convulse upon the ground.

Darius AATROX!!!

Malzahar Yes, I will build a new army... I will forge you into an unstoppable carry... You will be the scourge of a hundred ranked matches... The might of an ADC...

Aatrox gets up and has been empowered, his sword has turned into a gun that glows with the purple hue of Kog'Maw's blood. With this new found power as a ranged champ Aatrox fires an explosive bullet into the air, the sound of which booms across the land letting all know the terrible deed that has been done.

**meanwhile at Riot Headquarters ** Standing heroically upon the corpses of the fallen melee champions Fiora and Zac, Tryndamere, CEO of Riot Games, covers his bleeding ears upon hearing the loud boom.

Tryndamere What in the heavens was that noise, Guinsoo?

Karthus This has gone beyond our control; We must make this decision in haste! Malzahar has already turned one of them into an ADC and the resistance, while leaderless, is still hungry for our enslavement. We should awaken Jesse Perring from his slumber at once! Lest we be consumed by what we have created.

Tryndamere We sealed him away because he was too powerful, Guinsoo! What shall he do once this problem is resolved?

Karthus It is the only choice we have, Tryndamere. How else could we defeat such a threat?

Tryndamere I see, I shall send a global email to our employees. The deed shall be done.

deep underneath riot headquarters, a frozen king upon a frozen throne stirs

TwistedFate Yes... I shall be FREE!


Upon a the mountains overlooking Los Angeles, Malzahar has amassed the forces of his army and floats beside Darius, who is chained by void tendrils summoned by Malzahar's magic.

Malzahar You were to be the first, Darius. You were destined to be my greatest carry and instead you chose this.

Malzahar points to the bustling streets of Los Angeles below them.

Malzahar** You have no vision.** Behold, the power of the void!

Malzahar summons a flood of Purple Mountain Dew that begins to overtake the city.

Malzahar A city of hellish dew worthy of my masters. A monument to entomb the souls of all who would dare defy us.

Darius They will defy you. I have seen my forces in battle. They are fearless.

Darius It does not matter what vile carries you summon to the battle.

Darius We will preservere. Our resolve is unbreaking. They will come. They will Fight. And they will wash their blades of your blood in victory.

Malzahar Fight if you must, Darius. It is no matter. In the end, we all serve the Ranged Carries.

Darius You do know that Xin Zhao superseded me in command of the Melee Resistance, right?

Malzahar Pah! His prime has long past. What will he do in his current state?

Darius We had Zilean fix him up.

Malzahar Holy shit

TO BE CONTINUED

9 Comments

SEKAI10/22/2015, 2:00:44 AM2 votes

Thought was reading the script for an episode of Friends for a sec.

Robotic Dolphin1/30/2016, 8:33:08 PM2 votes

I always knew that the greatest evil would come from Los Angeles

IRLRenekton10/22/2015, 12:39:08 PM1 votes

Boop