Renekton lowers his hand down his kilt and reveals his...
54in blade, he licks it's smooth surface clean and heads out to the middle lane, looking to fight a worthy foe different to the blumbering juggernaut or that piece of shit FoM champion, Nautilus.
The fog of war obscures his vision, but he can make out a shape in the distance heading towards the enemy turret.
The minions spawn and they march behind him towards the middle of the lane, ready to crush their opposition.
Renekton freezes for a moment as he sees his opponent.
http://i.imgur.com/CUMOQof.png
UH OH, IT'S COKRI NBOBO
Renekton backs away slowly to his turret, passively farming under it's protective gaze.
However, you can only hide for so long.
Cokri jumps on him, knocking right on the front door. Renekton, knowing even under the tower he cannot face Cokri, runs towards his base, however, Corki is having none of that, he fought in the war, so he blasts his ass back to kingdom come.
Thinking that he's safe within the walls of his base, Renekton takes out his 6ft long piece of paper and starts writing.
NERF COK-
He, however, underestimated how fast Cokri can chase you down...