Riot just stop

Riot stop making these skins, they give me rectal cancer when I see them, Meowkai? That offends my religion, please take all of these unholy skins else where, I do not wish to speak of this again! You will lose your money! but I digress, perma-ban "MasterPepsi" within 20 seconds or I am going to be deemed the best League of Legends player and you will have to pay me a small loan of a million dollars!