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FortisDominus7 votes

one trick ponies have the highest chance of winning lane out of any other person on your team and carrying the game, so i love one trick ponies

Ionian1 votes

thank you for your support m8

FortisDominus1 votes

dont mention it because i only play renekton for top and rengar for jungle (usually)

Vistha Kai2 votes

Well... for the past 3 years I've been playing mid nigh-exclusively, only taking breaks at top when I felt like not giving a fuck and AFK farming.

Guess, soon we'll have No-Fun Police System in ranked.

As if it wasn't bad enough already.

Pawn of hearts1 votes

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Well... for the past 3 years I've been playing mid nigh-exclusively, only taking breaks at top when I felt like not giving a fuck and AFK farming.

Guess, soon we'll have No-Fun Police System in ranked.

As if it wasn't bad enough already.

I feel your pain man. this is why I play top 90% of the time, because I don't give a fuck about this " team Games"

Vistha Kai2 votes

Team game?

Do you mean "Which team ends up having more feeders?" perhaps?

Because that's how this game looks to me. Even moreso this preseason.

Dwith2 votes

I hate one tricks but it might not be too bad making it so that if you are you get that champion no matter what and role. Instead of getting dick lick talon only that goes talon support and loses the game since he didnt get what he wanted (and the fact one tricks are naturally stupid so they cant find team builder) now they are forced to play team builder or be known as blatant trolls and get insta banned wahooooooooo

Ionian11 votes

I'm a one trick Ahri but that doesn't mean I go play Ahri jungle in ranked lol. If you take mid from me, well you're asking to lose, I'll go with some meta jungle pick like Tahm but don't expect anything from me.

Dwith2 votes

well yeah not all black people eat chicken.

my point is for the most part of my experience.

Also pretty rude to your team for being a one trick. Atleast have the decency to play an easy champion in an off role for higher success rate (if you say tahm is easy ima slap you through the monitor -_- )

Jorencice12 votes

Tahm is super easy.

If you land that extremely fast Q during a gank the enemy is dead. Period.

Dwith2 votes

I would try to explain to you how wrong you are but since you dont improve at all from gold every season and you have been playing since season 1 Ive realized logic doesn't apply. You would have to change your whole philosophy on the game or just have sudden realization that you are wrong with an epiphany which i dont see happening. But keep thinking he is easy along with champions like jax and zed :D

Vistha Kai20 votes

If you can't win an argument, correct their grammar or brag about their rank.

Jorencice7 votes

Lol. They always do. Smh.

Dwith2 votes

So yasuo is easy too right? just press r when someone knocks them up you dont even have to do anything! silly me and others to use credentials! rank doesnt matter anways right diamond bronze same thing? you have 100 ranked games i have 100 ranked games you are gold im diamond but hey same thing must have gotten super lucky! But hey all you lower ranks know more than me so get higher than me! Im waiting.

Jorencice1 votes

Your not diamond with a 59% winrate in gold.

I have a 58% winrate so that means I must be diamond as well.

Also I play with a challenger pretty much every day.

His kda, wards, cs, gold.....well everything actually are higher than yours.

Your just a normal gold buddy.

Kids these days SMFH lieing just to feel better about them selves.

Dwith2 votes

For someone who doesnt even play ranked "for fun" and hardly plays you sure talk like you know it all. did you get the friend request from my diamond account :D Damn im fucking lying since I try extra hard on account that doesnt matter and still have 70% win rates!

I have credentials to back my statements up, you dont. sucks to suck amirite?

go ask your master tier buddy if he takes every game seriously and duos on his smurfs? Also doesnt look like games played isnt a factor to your dumb ass as well since it has like 100 games played on it with an off role and a first time champion but factors dont matter right :D too dumb

Jorencice3 votes

Oh boy.

Your trying to hard man.

I've never seen anyone get so angry over nothing.

But hey got to defend those imaginary numbers am I rite?

Inb4 (lol ur just mad you suck)

Jorencice5 votes

Oh boy.

Your trying to hard man.

I've never seen anyone get so angry over nothing.

But hey got to defend those imaginary numbers am I rite?

Inb4 (lol ur just mad you suck)

EDIT: Also...what credentials?

Saying you have a diamond account is very different from having one...

Vistha Kai2 votes

Indeed they do.

Real life tropes.

Dwith1 votes

" cant win an argument" if tahm is so easy stream you only playing tahm and getting higher or the same rank as your main account I would put money bets down that you wont be able to do it. Why would i waste my time talking to a student about calculus when he doesnt even know simple math like addition subtraction ect. Too many ignorant forum users.

Vistha Kai6 votes

If I'd have any kind of urge to even buy Tahm, I'd gladly take my time and do it. Just for you.

But as is I don't own Tahm nor intend to at any point.

On the other side, you are putting me in the same bag as Jorencice, despite the fact I haven't said anything about Tahm until now.

Yes, due to your own ignorance(Oh, sweet irony) you aren't able to win an discussion, so you pull out the rank argument.

"A drowning man clutches at straws."

Tails Doll2 votes

Tahm it's super easy to use. Q bitches, AA them 2 times. Eat them. Press E if you feel like you are in danger. Now, using him to his full potential, that's an other story, but same goes with most champs, expect tahm it's VERY forgiving. He gets dmg from going tanky, and you know what tanky means? You are harder to kill, meaning it's more forgiving to mistakes. Yes, Tahm it's easy.

Jorencice5 votes

Lol don't improve. Kek.

I simply don't play ranked it takes to long for the game to start. Only play it for the skin.

But hey I don't have anything to prove to you because I don't even need to look at your rank to know you not good (diamond 1 plus).

Jax is arguably easier than garen though..... hes got a better initiate a aoe stun and more damage and is just as tanky.

Dwith1 votes

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL A CHAMPION THAT REQUIRES INTRICATE KNOWLEDGE OF DAMAGE OUTPUTS, ATTACK TIMING, OPPOSING CHAMPION KNOWLEDGE IS EASIER THAN A CHAMPION YOU CAN RUN AROUND AND SPIN WITH? LOOOOOOOOOL

not worth talking too, way too dumb. Btw how about an ex lcs coach that is masters in korea? Because im repeating what he says just to see how ignorant and stupid na players are. Jax is one of the most unique champs in the game while garen is not. The fact you cant see that tells me enough right there. Or is an lcs coach and masters player not good either?

Vistha Kai4 votes

Because attack timing is such a skill-demanding ability.

Katarina must be the hardest champion ever made, then.

Dwith2 votes

you cant be serious. Yeah a champion like jax that requires you to dive in with no escapes and basically forces you to all in if you are going to that requires no skill at all just jump in whenever see what happens should work out okay right!

no but she is up there. Ever try to go in on katarina at a bad time? how does that go? oh yeah poof you instantly die for your mistake.

Jorencice3 votes

Good thing jax can build way tankier than katarina.

Has a defensive steroid.

AND an aoe stun.

AND can leap to safety over walls.

But nah let's just ignore all that.

Mimy7 votes

I just sat here for like 3-4 minutes?

Reading this beautiful conversation. Just laughing and smiling as it feed my inner troll I try to keep locked away.

Jorencice6 votes

It was actually very funny. That man has to be the saltiest person I've seen on the boards.

Especially considering the VERY FIRST THING he said to me was a personal attack against me for no reason.

Luckily I LOVE goading those types of people and I can't believe how long he actually took my bait.

Mimy1 votes

Luckily I LOVE goading those types of people and I can't believe how long he actually took my bait.

You're funny.

Vistha Kai3 votes

You completely missed the point.

Timing your attack is an ability needed when playing literally EVERY SINGLE champion in the game.

How is it any different for Jax? Wrong. Why is it more important on a champion that has damage, tankiness and, most likely, lifesteal and/or spellvamp?

Grinding2 votes

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you cant be serious. Yeah a champion like jax that requires you to dive in with no escapes and basically forces you to all in if you are going to that requires no skill at all just jump in whenever see what happens should work out okay right!

no but she is up there. Ever try to go in on katarina at a bad time? how does that go? oh yeah poof you instantly die for your mistake.

you definitely have to be trolling

Jorencice3 votes

Ooooooooo shit. You know how to copypasta.

DAMN SON that jax knowledge is real.

Kek. Why so salty bro?

Dwith1 votes

typcial high schooler replying with shitty internet slang and saying salty when it doesn't make sense instead of a logical reponse while I laugh at him. move along nothing to see here

Jorencice3 votes

Cya.

Hope the next person actually falls for the "but I'mma high rank I'm important" act when your quite clearly not.

Also...

Daumn son such salt.

Dwith1 votes

Yeah and keep thinkg your gold ass knows something while i learn from an ex lcs coach that will know more about anything that you or any of your shitty buddies knows :D sucks to suck amirite

Jorencice2 votes

Lol.

Reading how he said Jax is unique is a HUGE difference than learning from him...

Jesus man u win your sooooo much better than me.

Hope you winning in a random game serves you well in your life.

Smh kids these days.

FlowBlade3 votes

Dude just chill. Your taking this way too seriously as if this is your life, the games meant for FUN. You shouldn't be stressing over stupid things like this and show of your rank every chance you get. Kind of sad that your taking this so seriously honestly.

Jorencice4 votes

L O FUCKING L

Curiosity got the best of me so I looked up your rank.

Your a gold jax main.......

YOUR THE SAME RANK AS ME!!!!!

Dwith2 votes

and hey whats my win rate?? (; couldnt be my smurf or anything lmfao the stupidity got the best of you as well.

Jorencice6 votes

59% mines 58% good job on that smurfing bro. Could barely beat a gold 3 support main.

Tails Doll2 votes

Get fucking rekt Dwith lmao.

Arakadia1 votes

Jax is ez af....

Mimy3 votes

IM THE SAME WAY WHEN I JUNGLE!

I guess I can sometimes be... Okay Rammus (I only do decent as rammus... bearly..)

But if you kick me out of the bot lane (Best roles being ADC and Support) Yes I struggle, and ever sense juggernauts I've had trouble with top.. My favorite roles keep changing, and I am not excited to fight Jhin...

PDE5 Inhibitors7 votes

If you take mid from me, well you're asking to lose

100% the problem with ranked and the League community.

NineTailedMystic1 votes

Are people who are good at one thing not allowed to get season rewards?

PDE5 Inhibitors1 votes

No. Not if you're going to go 1-9-1 when you don't get your role. You completely dick over your team with this. Way worse than toxicity in my opinion.

Strawberrycocoa2 votes

Back when I did play Ranked, I was never willing to gamble that the people who claim "Let me have mid, I'm a super good mid laner" weren't, well, lying.

Old Man Teeto1 votes

I'll never understand people who would play 10,000 games straight of one champion if they had the option.

Not trying to insult, it's just... beyond my comprehension.

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