thank you for deleting my somewhat funny origin content

I am glad that you went out of your way to ensure that no one on the internet was in any way offended by anything. Its great that topics that might offend people or removed. I personally believe that the best way to help people is to make sure they live in an environment in which nothing is offensive or challenging to their views. It is important to do this because we know that people who have strong views usually immediately change their views and core values as a person if they read anything offensive or contrary to their personal beliefs. I think that this level of protection and sheltering will create a new generation of confident, self-aware individuals who are able to handle anything that is thrown at them, because nothing is allowed to be thrown at them. It must be gently handed off to them in a manner in which they cannot drop it. This will surely be the strongest generation, not because they were able to have self confidence even if someone disagreed or offends them, but because they will always have someone there in their life to look over them and protect them from the evils of those who might dare offend them.

You are truly a guardian angel, and without you i know that i would have never survived into adulthood. Thank you all. Its a wonderful game and not like call of duties community at all. Its in no way overran by selfish, angry community members that will troll you if you ask their duo partner if they want to take blue because they are mid, and you are a nice jungle who will give them blue.

Personally i just want to be one of you. I always like kayle as a guardian angel, and now that league is filling in as the guardian of the interwebs, I want to be a part of it.

Below is a quick list of my skills which may or may not pertain to the job 1.list making 2.excellent communication skills 3.protective, mother like instincts 4. i eat a lot of sushi and Mexican food(i'm diverse and judge cultures based on their food not racial stereotypes) 5. I have a computer with access to the internet 6. i once saved an injured moth(he ended up dying. it was an emotional few days) 7.i cant type at a relatively quick speed when compared to unskilled typist 8.i have never been a part of any organized crime(my applications to several gangs were rejected, but they were a broad spectrum of racial groups) 9. i love women 10. men are ok 13.i can leave out up to 2 skills and still be overqualified for most jobs 14. valentines day is always on the 14th 15. mother like instincts(non-protective) 16. i have worked around small children with easily hurt feelings 17. i was part of a group that helped small children escape the factory i worked in with small children 18. this list is now legal 19. i enjoy both healthy and junk food and am not picky when it comes to lunch choices 20. j/k now this list is legal because i left off 2 numbers and i took a bunch of pictures and if you dont buy me stuff im going to tell my parents 21. 20 was a lie, i love you baby and i would never hurt you like that 22. is a small caliber weapon 23. Michael Jordan 24. inch rims on my ride 25. i really hope i get the job so that basically makes me the most qualified 26. i would like to start by taking a two week vacation which i expect to be paid for by the company. IT IS MY RIGHT TO BE HAPPY 27. this is getting out of hand just give me money to pretend to protect people who dont need to be protected because they clearly have access to the internet and we all know what a wild, wonderful and scary place that is

Thank you for your consideration for the position. I have always dreamed of being in charge of a large department at such a nice company.