Confused and hurt. writing for a friend who accidentally hit the wrong button at the end of our matc
Im really confused. You see i was recently playing a game and was reported. I dont think i did anything offensive. I asked a guy a few questions about his diet and wondered on average how many bags of dicks he eats in a day. then out of no where he started making insane accusations that i was high on illegal drugs and bad for the game. As a frequent user of illegal drugs i was offended by his comments. I asked if he thought that the extra testosterone in his diet from all the dick and balls he consumes could be leading to an effect similar to roid rage in body builders. Clearly he agreed with me because he spouted off an angry rant which I could only take to mean that he was abused as a child and scared to love people. I tried to recommend several illegal drugs that might help his situation. I suggested regular doses of MDMA to give him that "loving feeling". He continued to type in all caps "YOU ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH AND NEED TO DIE" which did not pop up in any of my spanish to engilsh translation programs. So there is no telling what he meant by that statement. I assumed it was some sort of mexican cartel slang that meant very little outside of the prison system. He did give me a few excellent tips on how to improve my gameplay. He suggested uninstalling, which probably means that i have an outdated version of the game that could be upgraded with a quick re-instillation. He told me to suck a dick, but not being a member of any mexican prison gangs like he is; i told him i would have to pass.
I guess what im trying to say is, this was obviously a complete misunderstanding in which he hit report instead of honor. I would like the report removed, my proper amount of honor restored (plus a few extra for the confusion), and i think that he wanted to transfer all his skins and extra RP and IP to my account(as per his wishes of course). i think his account name was phreak but im most likely spelling it wrong.