Why do all the new champions lack art or spazazz?

They all seem to suck, AND BIG TIME. Where are all the cool dragons? The werewolves? The weretigers? Where's the wizard hats and the dark colours for the sorcerors? Why is everything a bunch of fat frogs? I know in the story of the frog prince the frog people have to learn something about the world to not be frogs anymore, but how long must we wait? Or will this all fix up soon?

And why are the animal skulls all stupid looking? They all look like kiddy girls if you ask me. And every THING now not just the characters and buttons and FORUMS too for christ sake is a lame teal colour, worshippers of the teal flag autocrat country much?

EDIT: As in why sheep, squirrels, toads and fat or skinny mangirls?