League Conspiracy

TfwPeepo·8/13/2014, 6:02:07 PM·1 votes·621 views

As we all know, Riot Games is owned and operated by Singed, as exposed by that one video that Dunkey made, but, think about this. Urf. Urf is in the Urfrider Corki skin. Corki rides on a plane called the "Reconnaissance Operations Front-Line Copter" or "ROFL Copter" for short. ROFLCopters are usually ridden in by Microsoft Sam, who is a computer voice. The voice is the type of magic practiced by the Greybeards in Skyrim. The Greybeards live on a mountain. Braum punched a mountain to save a troll. Trundle is a troll. Trundle has a club. Club penguin. In club penguin, you get puffles which look kinda like poros. Poros are white. What else is white? Mummy bandages, and who wears mummy bandages? Singed.

Could it be that the Urf that was killed was, in fact, not Urf, but Singed in an Urf costume? This makes sense, because SInged unleashed the beast inside of Warwick. Perhaps, the beast had almost taken over, and went to find SInged but accidentally killed him whilst having an internal battle with Warwick's human side? Warwick may have taken Singed's Urf suit to remember him. Urf's ghost was simply a hologram cast by Pulsefire Ezreal after he was paid off by Urf so that he could go incognito and train to become better at being a League champion. And the Singed that is on Summoner's Rift now? It's Urf in a Singed costume. Urf bought Singed's entire inventory of potions off of Warwick after finding Singed's body and wearing his corpse as a costume using the money from the Urf Warwick skin.

In conclusion, I believe that the real Urf is still alive and roaming Valoran trying to become a better fighter. I rest my case.

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