@Riot What happen?

What happen to: Dunkmaster Darius Tribunal Pool Party Constant updates on the map in PBE The severs in the east of the US to balance out the latencies some players are getting The fix/solution to the Drop hacks and losing LP in rank That unknown new male top lane champion What happen to reduced game queue timers The early game restart Color corrections on the Mecha skins Pizza Delivery Sivir The ideas of gaining refunds after a certain amount of purchased Riot Points Reducing the champions

and last but not least what happen to Prisoner Island?