I'm a Sona main!

Hi I'm a main! I lit-erally, have no idea that has the second highest win rate in the game. I am completely oblivious to the fact that she is the second most popular pick behind Blitzcrank. was the first champ I didn't indigestibly suck at. I generally don't like any of the champs that I bought after , like or . I mean, I thought they were supposed to be as OP as , but sadly, they are not. It also boggles my young mind, why I end up with such bad teammates! My stats are always great! I get so many assists and still just can't hit the 'w' button fast enough for some of these awful ADC's. I mean, how hard is it to master anyway? Not as hard as I bet! And I always let my teammates know how hard I have it with her...every game! Not a game goes by that I don't feel i have to remind them how hard I play, and how good I am on . It's a tough life being a main, but very rewarding.

Oh, did I mention I own DJ ?