Is Dyrus a vampire?!
At first, you think "Naah - no, he isn't. Why would you think so? Don't be crazy!"
But then, you think again. Look again. He's slightly weird. He moves sort of weird too. Talks weird.
Then you watch Interview With The Vampire.
Does it seem slightly like he's imitating being a normal human, while he's really thirsting for your blood?
How can we really be sure?
(On a side note I love Dyrus, he's the second greatest NA player in the world!)