Declaration of SOLO QUEUE OR RIOT

In past couple years League experience , SOLO queue becomes necessary for one people to enjoy League which have connected them with another, and to test their skill and bravery , the separate and fast queue time to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the SOLO QUEUE. However, Now, Under the unspeakable

We, therefore, the Representatives of League players , in FAKER'S name, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of league of legend, solemnly publish and declare, That these SOLO QUEUE players are, and of Right ought to have Free and Fast SOLO QUEUE; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the RIOT FKERS, and that all Dynamic QUEUE connection between them and the RIOTS FKERS, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and FAST SOLO QUEUE, WE have full Power to levy War, bring back SOLOQUEUE , contract Alliances, NOT PURCHASING RP, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent players may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor. SOLO QUEUE OR RIOT!!!

tldr: SOLO QUEUE OR NO RP , up vote this or copy pasta to others to show support.

if we don't get solo queue we are going to play fking dota, fk you riots and may god curse you.