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Missed Opportunites for Merch Store

Itzon·12/4/2014, 5:58:29 PM·37 votes·12,145 views

There's some nice stuff in the new merch store but so many missed opportunities.

• Frejord, frozen - Poro Shaped Ice Cube Molds • Throw Pillows, preferably Poro shaped • Wukong Banana Cookies • Leona’s shield Wall Decor • Baron Lamp • Baron paper weight • Dancing Baron Desk Toy • Poro Snack/Biscuit Cookie Molds • Crystaline Flask - Flask

  • Elixir Coffee Mugs • Blood Moon Kabuki Masks • Transforming Mecha Malaphite/Aatrox Toys • Dragon statue with clips (so he can roost on top of your monitors) • Volibear honey • 1lb Gummi-Zac • Gragas Barrels • Women’s Yoga/sweats with VICTORY on the bum • Yordel collection • Zilean Clock • Heimerdinger dancing toy that spins

Last but not least, the one item that will sell like hot cakes and net you MILLIONS:

• Teemo Stress/Squeeze Toy/Ball - preferably one where his head gets bigger when you squeeze his body

P.S. Hire me Rito plz ;)

EDIT:

• Summoner's Cups! (or Chalice)

65 Comments

Riotmoonstones12/4/2014, 6:19:07 PM44 votes

10/10 would attach a dragon statue to my monitor.

RiotOpeli12/4/2014, 9:09:05 PM19 votes

As someone who tries to collect all things Heimerdinger, I highly advocate for a Heimer spinning dancing toy. That'd be legit.

Sukishoo12/4/2014, 7:24:48 PM4 votes

You do realize that it's not a missed opportunity when the store is just starting up? They might not have all the resources to create all of that kind of stuff right off the bat. Try learning how a company works first.

disregardable12/4/2014, 6:29:13 PM4 votes

• Teemo Stress/Squeeze Toy/Ball - preferably one where his head gets bigger when you squeeze his body

If you make this $15...I'll buy it.

Admiral Penguin12/5/2014, 1:01:11 AM4 votes

Why isn't anyone talking about the lack of Voidling plushies? I seriously need one for my girlfriend.

The Worst KogMaw12/4/2014, 6:57:13 PM4 votes

• Dragon statue with clips (so he can roost on top of your monitors)

TEN

I NEED TEN OF THESE

can we get anivia too

TeemoJenkins12/4/2014, 7:37:53 PM3 votes

The Demacia hoodie was an instant OMG want for me... then I looked at the price tag and instantly deflated. Without knowing the functional nature of it (thickness) that's a high price tag for a hoodie. If it's thick enough to withstand Utah winters, I'd buy in a heartbeat, just can't see it well enough to know that I'm not buying an Old navy "casual" hoodie.

ProfDrDeath12/5/2014, 12:24:56 AM3 votes

To add to the list: Valor plushies.

Preferably lifesize.

GeekyPickles12/5/2014, 12:39:46 AM3 votes

Thresh's lantern lamps would be pretty cool too! :D

NinjaToad9912/4/2014, 7:02:05 PM2 votes

• Throw Pillows, preferably Poro shaped

I'll take 20.

HigeR12/4/2014, 7:03:14 PM2 votes

I'd love some Ziggs bombs miniballs, like Gp's oranges C:

Wullf12/5/2014, 6:57:25 AM1 votes
  • Brand new thermo-mug
Wullf12/5/2014, 6:59:53 AM1 votes

• Heimerdinger dancing toy that spins

Should not it be Orianna?

Aidela12/5/2014, 7:41:08 AM1 votes

I was told League of Legends is a free to play game. But I have never spent so much money on a game before. My wallet cries.

Lajinn512/5/2014, 8:41:28 AM1 votes

A Noxus hoodie would be pretty awesome, even a Talon one could be awesome.

League of Potato12/5/2014, 4:26:55 PM1 votes

All of these are great ideas...especially dragon for the monitor..HELL YeS

But I think you missed a big detail, mainly that the merch store is still beta, so it's not complete, along with the fact that even if it wasn't a beta they could still add all of these things, and more to it whenever they wanted to.

BallisticMouse12/5/2014, 7:50:49 PM1 votes

I do believe Riot said this was just starting merchandise and they would add much more along the line.

Gorbache12/5/2014, 8:18:57 PM1 votes

• 1lb Gummi-Zac

I want that! Good list, by putting it up there we have more chance of seeing those!

Drunk Rummate12/5/2014, 9:31:03 PM1 votes

my kid would absolutely love a riven sword he could swing around

Velivolo12/5/2014, 9:42:18 PM1 votes

YES PLEASE, I WANT SEVERAL OF THESE THINGS.

ChimeiTekinaNasu12/5/2014, 10:02:20 PM1 votes

• Women’s Yoga/sweats with VICTORY on the bum

and if they do that, they must also have the mirror version. DEFEAT as well.

EDIT:

• Summoner's Cups! (or Chalice)

ooo, I like this one. Like, a normal type cup, but with words on it. Like Demacia, Ionia, or something. or cups with champion names on it. I swear, if they make a cup with Volibear's name/picture on it, I am so getting it. I'll be on the lookout for Volibear related stuff.

farsick12/6/2014, 6:39:31 AM1 votes

Anything Orianna would be amazing.

Ori ball keychain. Ori ball plushie!

Pika31012/6/2014, 3:08:52 PM1 votes

Sona

juice loosener12/8/2014, 7:21:31 PM1 votes

Still waiting out on LoL based cereals like "Teem-Os" and "Apple Zacs" :P

Mikal Pikal12/4/2014, 10:05:14 PM1 votes

I haven't had a chance to look at the store yet so I am hoping this exists - I will buy a thresh LED lantern as soon as I get home if it exists. I use a lantern to let my dog out and pretend it is thresh lantern when I am bored, but it's not the same damnit! I want the official one!

Circuit Bear12/5/2014, 12:21:28 AM1 votes

I would just like some coffee mugs personally

GeekyPickles12/5/2014, 12:40:48 AM1 votes

It's still pretty awesome that Tibbers plushies available though! Coming from an Annie main. Annie

Ptarlorr12/5/2014, 12:53:16 AM1 votes

Orianna action figures (w/ ball) can come in containers shaped like her E. And her joints won't break character :)

Also: Sinful Succulence Morgana aprons with wings and Bristles plushies. You can't do much with poros if Bristles can't spook them.

gubigubi12/5/2014, 1:08:12 AM1 votes

On that Zilean clock idea it could be a whole line of clocks. Alarm clocks featuring Teemo "Never underestimate the power of the scouts code" Nunu bot " ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha" Leblanc " oh ho ho ho ho ho ho..." Would love to see that alarm clock get made!

Helmight12/5/2014, 1:37:00 AM1 votes

But what about Scuttle Crab plushies? I guarantee those'd sell even better than the Teemo stress balls :P

D2Vincent12/5/2014, 3:54:31 AM1 votes

I want my own Karthus Staff...also it'd be cool if you made a disk of the Pentakill album...which had a code for all the Pentakill skins...(with the champs if required of course.)

Alëk12/5/2014, 4:02:06 AM1 votes

Thresh Lantern Lamps then.

Draven Bobble heads. always

ForMyNextTrick12/5/2014, 4:07:44 AM1 votes

Please make these happen!

-Leblanc Figure w/ clone. -Yorick Ghost plushies -Yorick Lamp... lamp. -Eggnivia figure, plush. -Lissandra ult lamp. -Rengar plush. -Lee sin Figure. -Karthus Statue. -Kha'Zix plush. -Rek'Sai plush.

And for the love of God I need a Kog'Maw plush! Plus a ride-able, walking Willump... if you've got time.

J0HN C3N412/5/2014, 4:28:43 AM1 votes

poro or teemo hacky sacks.