Welp, it looks like I'm done with League.
Well, more specifically League is done with me.
After spending three months battling with the client after previously spending all of last season doing so, League has decided that I'm just not worth the effort and crashes at completely random times. Despite my dozens of reports over this issue over the years, nothing has happened.
I've uninstalled my LoL and reinstalled it to the same affect. I've used other computers in my house and the game still crashes. A third of my friends are experiencing the same issues with most of the others saying that they've dealt with the problem before and said that it just goes away and comes back for no reason.
After being punished by Riot's automated system for being a victim of the games own flaws I take that as a clear message to GTFO!