Academy Thresh (Original post had voting problems)

So me and my friend were in a loading screen and talking about some of the skins, I made the joke that Riot should've replaced Academy Darius with Academy Thresh. My friend went off on this idea and said he could be the Dean of the school and his Lantern would be the stand for a old telephone with the cord and his hook would be the actual telephone. His box being a pentagon of chairs/desks. Vote if you would want this skin or not and if not, what would you change?