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Support Blame, Still got it Better Than Jungle

Sheik0515·3/20/2015, 5:32:12 AM·3 votes·1,378 views

8/2/12 "Omg support took all the kills, report for stealing"

0/6/24 "Omg support feeding, didn't even get any kills, report for feeding*

Runs off to preserve life because the ADC is being violated by mid, top, jungle, and ADC (after you pinged him four times) "Omg why did you leave me you're supposed to die for me scrub"

Goes in, dying to save the ADC; high amount of deaths "Omg why does this support have so many deaths, report for no map awareness*

And, no, seriously. Had somebody arguing with me about how my ADC was doing better than me because, even though he was mindlessly running into lane and dying repeatedly, that I had no kills, only 19 assists, and he had 2 kills, so that made him better XD

Still, got it better than jungle. I'm the house slave, but that poor bastard's the field slave. I might get slapped around from time to time for letting the kettle get cold, but from the safety of my little domicile, I hear whips.

So, to all my Jungle homies, stay strong .__. Keep fighting the good fight

23 Comments

SheikaRei3/20/2015, 5:36:24 AM3 votes

Supports and Jungles get needlessly hated on because the others have expectations that really pull against each other on either side. It's sad and needs to stop.

IcyPepper3/20/2015, 5:38:21 AM3 votes

ADC: "Omg noob support."

Me: "Oh hey top lane Rengar is low on health, better support him for awhile."

ADC: "Omg don't leave me to a 1v2."

Me: "Oh sorry I thought I was holding you back from your obvs pro level."

Rengar: "Don't worry, Sona, I fucking love your heals."

Me: "Rengar treats me reaaaaal good."

DeloricVI3/20/2015, 5:57:42 AM3 votes

Trust me, you're right about the Jungle... if you're not an assassin jungler, your team won't know what to do and you lose. Not to mention all three lanes get to ask for your help simultaneously! Isn't that great!?

ADC: OMG SION WHY ARE YOU DEALING NO DAMAGE AND DYING Me: I'm the tank. Where is YOUR damage? You're the carry, so start pulling your weight >.> ADC: OMG REPORTED TOXIC PLAYER GG WE LOSE Me: we're 25 minutes into the game and they haven't even taken out 4 turrets or an inhib. ADC: DOESN'T MATTER IM DONE NOOB TEAM CANT FIGHT

^pretty much every game that we don't roll face

And for those situations I have this face:

http://memeorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Are-You-Fucking-Kidding-Me-Rage-Face-Meme-Template-Blank.png

Dreddeth3/20/2015, 6:29:23 AM3 votes

To Top/Mid/ADC ragers:

You have ONE-AND-A-HALF jobs during the entire Laning phase. Junglers and Supports have, at a BARE MINIMUM, THREE. We two are the ones who bear the burden of responsibility for looking after the rest of the team as best we can, like how parents raise children to be productive members of society, but if you refuse to do the "growing up" part, our efforts are pretty much invalidated.

Vallant3/20/2015, 6:22:52 AM2 votes

I rarely get thanked for supporting. The big thing I usually get is "Why aren't there more wards?! Buy a damn sightstone!" To which I respond "If You notice, there are 4 wards down, all 4 are mine. Where are your wards?" and even got into an argument this season over how many wards I was allowed to place. I didn't realize I could place more than 3...

Lore Ventus3/20/2015, 10:40:33 PM2 votes

Then jungle rages at me for having 12 kills as support. Them AA's too good... Thresh

FreeLanternRides3/20/2015, 11:48:46 PM2 votes

i feel this real bad i jungle alot and people dont seem to understand why i dont gank the lane that they fed so bad that ganking it would only give them a double kill and im constantly blamed and flamed for letting them deal with a problem they created when im just trying to do my job

Raja Chachki3/21/2015, 6:09:11 PM1 votes

And then when us junglers and supports fight back, "reported". EVEN when asking for others to place trinkets, or to take an objective, they seem to think I'm wrong and they go off and recall.

Rivvy3/21/2015, 6:06:44 PM1 votes

Jungler: omfguh look at this mlg gank tup lun. omguh I gave dooble boofs to enemy laner h4h4h4h4h4. Me: wdf. Jungler: Tim to cum tup lun and take C.Us cuz am jnglur. Am halping lainur. Me: -takes jungle camp- Jungler: Omguh, fuken nurb. Stuop tukin muh jnguhl nurb. I ruput yhu nurb. Jungler: -dies bottom lane diving enemy ADC and support full health under turret- Jungler: omguh, ruput med n tup fuh nut haulpeng muh but lun. fukken nurbs.

bad arcade kitty3/20/2015, 5:59:26 AM1 votes

why are these 'support mainers' the most whiny players in the game